Homeless, but being considered enough for this reaction...

[ihatetimetravel]

No, no, nonononono. I've had enough of having my life arbitrarily decided by some mysterious author-like figure! Well, okay, not that Author was actually that mysterious but still! Not doing it! No more clones, time travel, alternates, dimension hopping. None, you hear me?

... what do you mean I don't get a say in this?

... there had better at least be some ice cream involved...

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[whatssssup]

[ Sits here, just around a corner, making a soft sizzling sound. ]

Sssssssssss...

[ihatetimetravel]

[Well, (un?)fortunately for you, George (and, for that matter, his mun) hasn't played Minecraft.]

... what's that noise?

[whatssssup]

[ That's fairly unfortunate, but at least you know exactly who this fellow is. You'll find the Creeper nudging against George's side and sizzling quite a bit louder now. ]

SsssssssssssSSSSSSS

[ Explosion incoming in 5... 4... 3... ]

[ihatetimetravel]

[Y'know, if he didn't know any better, he'd almost say that sounded like a...

... oh shit. This is bad, isn't it? RUN!]

[laughingalltheway]

See, I knew a story about ice cream, a sad story, a long tale, a horrid narrative, you wouldn't want a drop of it after hearing it, oh no, see, that's the kicker, the punchline, the joke. Wouldn't it be just so very terrible, so utterly cruel of me if I were to tell you? My my, you wouldn't have a say in that either, hah, what fun it could be.

[ihatetimetravel]

Oh, c'mon, you couldn't do a thing like that.

[laughingalltheway]

Oh, I could and I would, but see, only if the story had a funny ending. Now, would it be funny if it invoked a hate for ice cream in you? Oh, oh I do suspect it would, but see, that's just you; a single man.

[ He grins wide. ]

How about I make an entire city hate ice cream?

[ Look what you've made the Joker start plotting now, George. You've doomed all us ice cream lovers to an ice cream-less fate. Gosh. ]

[ihatetimetravel]

... that means there's more for me? I'm not really seeing the problem here.

[Yeah so maybe George isn't exactly taking this seriously.]

[tree_puncher]

Well... My mun thinks you'd find Endless Ice Cream at this ink_city game that he loves to watch stuff goin' on there...

[ihatetimetravel]

Endless Ice Cream? Sign me up-

... wait a second. Your mun just... watches? This isn't another comic strip, is it?

1/2

[tree_puncher]

[The Minecraftian grumbles.]

I more just mean my Mun's not got any muses in said game... He's though of apping myself there... But for some reason he just stopped halfway in making it. Not that he's telling me why.

2/2

[tree_puncher]

[Then the blocky man realized something.]

Un, wait, what's a comic strip?

[ihatetimetravel]

[Dammit, George, fourth wall! Fourth wall! At least pretend it's there?]

... right, sorry. Er... mysterious alternate universe where-

... wait, how do you know about muns but not comic strips?

[George, no pointing out the inconsistencies in other people's logic! It's rude.]

[communistparts]

Spoilers: there's no ice cream involved.

[ihatetimetravel]

... what? Ran, that's not funny.

[Total disbelief.]

[communistparts]

No, it really isn't. And I'll be damned if I ever get any beer.

[ihatetimetravel]

But... but... no ice cream? But...

[Uh oh. I think you broke him.]

[1/3]

[maidenofrage]

NO FUCKING WAY!

[maidenofrage]

Errr...

[3/3]

[maidenofrage]

Hello.

[ihatetimetravel]

... can I help you?

George! Oh yes.

[windyellow]

Dude, you've time-traveled?

/o/

[ihatetimetravel]

Trust me, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

I'm surprised that no one plays from Bob and George. That and George is my favorite.

[windyellow]

What do you mean, dude?

I know, right? And George is awesome. |D

[ihatetimetravel]

I mean you think, "oh, it's just a little harmless time traveling, what could possibly go wrong?" and the next thing you know you end up stuck in the past hanging from a ceiling for six months.