Homeless, but being considered enough for this reaction...

[ihatetimetravel]

No, no, nonononono. I've had enough of having my life arbitrarily decided by some mysterious author-like figure! Well, okay, not that Author was actually that mysterious but still! Not doing it! No more clones, time travel, alternates, dimension hopping. None, you hear me?

... what do you mean I don't get a say in this?

... there had better at least be some ice cream involved...