dear_mun | Kronk isn't sure about this...

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Kronk isn't sure about this...

Look, uh, mun... can I call you mun? I think we need to talk.

I can understand getting excited about something--lots of people get excited about my spinach puffs--but... I don't think this is gonna work. [Deep breath, he can do this. And yes, he totally just pulled a chart-thing out of the ceiling and is pointing to it as he talks.] I can't leave the kids. [Oh look, there's a (actually pretty good) drawing of children wearing green-and-tan boyscout-ish uniforms on there.] Who's gonna show them how to do the super ultra secret chipmunk cheer? [Flip of the page, and now those same children are giving each other fist bumps.] And my restaurant--I can't just leave Matta alone, she needs a cook! [The page flips again to show a rather dumpy looking woman who looks incredibly bored.] She'd be miserable without me!

[He lets the chart go and it flips up into the ceiling and vanishes.] So y'see... this just isn't gonna work. Okay? Okay, great.

Then... can I go home now?

[[ooc: Please be kind, I'm trying him out for the first time /nervous]]

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[Thor isn't one to be terribly suspicious of anyone, really, but this man in particular has a warrior's physique like himself. Perhaps a honorable man hardened by battle?

But then he mentions food, and Thor's more than willing to strike up a conversation now.]

Spinach puffs? [He's staring at you with a mixture of curiosity and joy, Kronk. Eager enough to even overlook the strange drawings and mentioning of a Cheer of Chipmunks. And yes, that may very well be the only thing that you said that really stuck out at him enough to comment on.]

[Kronk is distracted from his current predicament by the question. Someone who wants to try his food? Hell yes.]

Yup! They're my specialty.

[Big ol' prideful grin.]

[The grin is hopefully all the invitation that was required, because Thor's not really one to wait for permission with food. He's taking one already.]

So you are a chef at your restaurant in your Home Realm? [There was an effort at swallowing before talking, Kronk, honestly. Thor may have failed a bit and talked around a mouthful of (very delicious) spinach puff though.]

[The mun is surprised to see there are spinach puffs in this scenario, but Kronk is more than happy to have someone eat his food. And don't worry, he's seen people with much worse tablemanners in his time as a chef, but uh... please stay away from the cups, Thor. :|]

I'm the chef at Mudka's! And head delivery boy, too. [He's incredibly proud of this, okay? So proud. Ridiculously proud. But moving on.

He gestures at the puffs.] Are they good? [He knows they're good, he made them. But... are they good?]

Edited 2012-08-03 02:12 (UTC)

[This mun is just pleased with the Matrix white-room of the area, and Thor is certainly happy to have had the spinach puffs appear as soon as they're mentioned. I mean, it's a useful ability for a room to have - do you have any idea how much an Asgardian god can eat in one sitting?]

Delicious. [Not that Thor has the most discerning palette, but he's certainly happy with this equally boisterous man's food. And oh, right, Kronk had seemed very proud of his job. Thor claps him on the shoulder in a celebratory manner that honestly wasn't meant to send him stumbling forward. Woops.] And congratulations, chef and Head of Delivery Boys! Your children will sing songs of these.

['These' clearly means the plate of spinach puffs that Thor is only now beginning to stop stuffing into his face.]

[The mun does, and Kronk will probably find out eventually.

He actually doesn't move under the impact, because Kronk is ridiculously strong for a human. And he's going to give Thor a hearty slap on the shoulder in return, because this seems like a great idea. You like his food, yay!]

Actually, there aren't any delivery boys under me. I'm the only one.

[And all the grinning at that.]

Nah, they like my raisin bread more!

[A blocky man of 1.7 meters tall with his name Steve? floating above his head in white text.]

Good luck with getting your mun to send you home... You'll need it...

[Kronk... has no idea what to make of this guy. Neither does his mun, for that matter. So I hope you don't mind being side-eyed, Steve?. Because that's what's happening.]

Aaaah... yeah. Okay then, uh. Steve.

[Well, maybe this guy knows what he's talking about, even if he looks a little strange. And has floaty text.]

I can be pretty convincing, though. Do you think that if I cooked for my mun, she'd have a change of heart?

[Steve? and his mun don't mind... And in fact his Mun isn't 100% sure what being side-eyed is. Still Steve? helps inform Kronk as best he can.]

Maybe. I don't know... Odds are you've got three outcomes. End up in a game, stay here in Dear_Mun, or get forgotten and just suck in limbo the Mun's Headspace waiting for him/her to start using you again...

[Steve after a short pause counties.]

Now I'm just speaking form what I've had happed with me. That third outcome might be a trip back home for you if your lucky... I think it depends on the Mun in question. So best I'd see is try to help your Mun get you sent into a Game that you'd enjoy, maybe even a game that's got people you know in it already or something.

[Then he adds before he forgets.]

Again, best of luck with whatever happens.

[Being side-eyed basically means being looked at with suspicion, worry, or a few other things. In this case it's confusion, mostly, with a little suspicion. You don't look like anyone else Kronk has ever met, after all.]

...oh. [Personally, he's hoping for the last thing, and the going home thing. Wandering around this place doesn't sound like fun, though, so he'll take the game option over it.] Thanks.

Well, as long as Yzma isn't in the game... I guess that might be okay.

[But he's still not very happy about that idea.]

Sorry that I couldn't be more help about getting you back to your home realm.

[Steve? sighs.

Edit: Thanks for the info about being Side-Eyed, and yeah, still Steve? and me still don't think there anything wrong about that.]

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[Kronk pats the little guy on the back.]

S'okay, I'll figure it out. Hey, maybe I can make some friends here! I'd like that.

[Kronk is nothing if not optimistic.]

[Steve? jumps at that pat on the back... From the Minecraftian's point of view that should've been some type of attack... Yet it wasn't. This was totally way to weird for his simple mind.]

What the hell was that you just did...

[O...kay then, Kronk has no idea why you're reacting that way. He takes a little step back, trying to make you feel non-threatened. It's what he'd do with an animal who was frightened of him (not that that happens a lot).]

Hey, hey, it's okay. I gave you a pat on the back. It's friendly!

Or... do you not like that? I know someone else who doesn't like being touched, so I guess I can understand.

[Once Kronk backs away the signs of fear leave Steve?'s face and are replaced with pure confusion.]

...Pat on the back? Huh? What is this "being touched" thing?

[That's good, little guy! Kronk may be big, but he doesn't like hurting people, or when they're scared of him.

He frowns at all that. How can you not know what touching people is like?]

Well... it's. Kinda hard to explain if you don't know what I mean, but... it's just... touching people. You know, holding hands, slapping people on the back, hugging... touching people!

Don't you do any of that?

[Steve? shakes his head.]

No... This is totally a new thing to me. The only form of contact I know of that happens in the Realm of Minecraft deals with punching or attacks with swords or whatever you've got on hand. That was totally weird what you did... I'll admit it wasn't bad, but just plain strange.

...that's a weird place you're from, huh.

[Kronk is rubbing his chin, like that'll help him figure this out.]

Well, I guess you don't have to like it if you don't want to. I won't touch you anymore, okay?

[Steve? sighs and smiles.]

Thanks... That's be smart for the moment. Guess Notch didn't think to have such interaction when Minecraft was made... Don't think Jeb_'s got any plans for doing such a thing either...

Hey... are you my twin brother? [Kronk figured they had to be related, at the very least!]

[Woah. Woah. This is weirder than Steve? and Yzma with a cat's tail. Possibly weirder than both of them together. This is really weird.

He has to think about that one for a second.]

Nah, I think Papi'd have mentioned if I had a brother.

...think it's this place? Weird things like this are supposed ta happen here, right?

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[It was even weirder than that time Emperor Kuzco turned into a llama and he was in that awkward inbetween stage that was half-Kuzco half-llama? Yeah. It was that weird.]

Yeah... it's not like Papi to forget about something like that! [Kronk chuckled a bit, before scratching his chin in thought.]

Huh. You mean that I'm you and you're me? And my Papi's your Papi and... you also work at Mudka's Meat Hut, just like me? [Gasp!]

Edited 2012-08-03 19:21 (UTC)

[Even weirder than that time--no wait, that hasn't actually happened yet. Okay.

Kronk mirrors himself, rubbing at his chin.]

Yeah... that's the idea behind this place, I think. Lots of people come here, and sometimes more than one of them shows up.

'Least, that's what my mun's telling me. It's pretty weird...

[Oh hey, there's a scary thought.]

You don't think Yzma will show up here, do ya? 'Cause I kinda left her in the middle of one of her schemes... she'll probably be kinda mad at me.

[What else could you do with a big chin like his'? It was also comforting and stuff, when you where worried. That chin was a friend!]

Woah. That explains how there's one Kronk and then... and then another Kronk. There's usually just one of me! Me. [Kronk LIKED this other Kronk guy, though. He seemed like a real nice fellow!]

Oh yeah, I left her too, when- [Slow blink.] I sure hope she doesn't run into, you know, the two of us and then she's all angry and we both get in trouble! Twice!

Once for stuff I did wrong and once for stuff you did wrong.... do ya think that'll happen?

Spinach puffs? That don't sound all that appeti'zin mistah, d'ya at least got somethin' sweet to eat with it? Maybe your mun will listen if you made some good stuff for them.

[ what is it with kids and anything to do with vegetables? ]

[You don't like vegetables? HOW DARE YOU.

...but seriously, Kronk actually looks kind of sad about that. Like you just stepped on a puppy.]

But... they're really tasty.

[And then he brightens up again.]

Hey! I bet you'd like my raisin bread! Or how about desert? If you like sweet stuff, you're gonna love my desert!

[ Oh Kronk, he would never do that ;; ...unless it were under certain circumstances~ ]

Dessert? [ now that sounds more like it ] That sounds delicious! What kind of desserts? Oh I know, what about pies? Can y'make those?

I don't think that's gonna work son. Mundanes tend ta think that they know better than us folk, an' they don't listen much ta what we've got ta say.

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Kronk isn't sure about this...

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I love you /feeds you cookies

Ehee~ /noms

\o/ - fff i love DW for giving us editing for non-paids

LOL It was a really nice decision on their part

yeeessss

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Steve?'s from Minecraft, just so you know.

Ooooh, I see

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its my first time too ^^; but gosh I love Kronk~

oooh, i don't recognize him! but yay, first time people all around~

hooray! haha sorry, its luka from kuroshitsuji; he's got little facetime though so eh~

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