Homeless forever because wat (canon is Married with Children)

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[A tilt of the head back and this once-promising athlete's eyes narrow with confidence.]

Let's rock.

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[therealgenius]

[Let's rock?

HE SALUTES YOU]

[4touchdowns]

[And while en route somewhere with a rolled-up newspaper tucked beneath his arm, likely to his trusty Ferguson should he ever find it in this strange but peaceful place (read: one where his wife and kids were nowhere to be found), Al paused to nod in silent understanding toward Justin. Then continued on his way.]

I. LOVE. YOU!

[immunized]

[Have a smile.]

Alright. What are we doing?

Re: I. LOVE. YOU!

[4touchdowns]

[He shrugged, rolling his tongue around the inside of his mouth in an attempt to fend off his everlasting hunger.]

Oh, I don't know. Maybe debate the quality of Aurora White two-ply versus the leading brand? How there should be a law preventing marriage? Taking the rest of the day off to convert Sally Struthers' weight into the metric system?

[He shrugged again.]