Learning Lessons

[arcofiron]

Mun seems be a little under the weather.

So I've been trying to teach them why it's great to be me. Surely this helps right? [Smirks]

I do make everything better.

Comments

[squeak_squeaker]

It burns in my mouth! [Kronk didn't really want another. In fact, he looked a little frightened.]

[arcofiron]

[He sighs and knocks back his drink before pouring another]

It's an ... Acquired taste. We'll say that yeah. Go get some water or theres some of the fizzy stuff in the fridge if that will make you feel better.

[He downs the next glass to]

It doesn't burn me though. Not anymore [He smirks]

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh...uhh. I think I'll get some fizzy stuff! [Kronk smiled and grabbed some fizzy limonade from the fridge.]

IT'S ALL COLD. Woah! Did you know that your fridge is cold like that, buddy?

[arcofiron]

It's state of the art.. Do you not like lemonade cold or something?

[squeak_squeaker]

I never had cold limonade before. [Taking big sips. It was really good!]

[arcofiron]

I'm glad you like it.
But question. Are you from the stone age or summit. Cause the way you act and your get up is confusing even me right now. And I can't quite work it out.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk was from ancient Peru, probably around ancient Egypt/Greek times? It was definitely later than the stone age though.]

I dunno about that. [Another big sip of limonade.] It's Emperor Kuzco's 17th birthday year! [Before that, they didn't really have a system to measure time.]

[arcofiron]

[Tony just nods as if he understands]
Kuzco... Right.
Sure I can understand that [Liar]

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh yeah, me too! He's a lot younger than me though. I was born a lot of years before him.

[~Intelligence~ Kronk was definitely enjoying his cold drink, though.]

[arcofiron]

[Kronk really didn't seem that old. Maybe it was due to him being a little dim. But Tony wouldn't poke fun]

A lot of years? How many exactly..

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk was ten years older than Kuzco! But he seemed a lot younger than he was, mostly because of his simple nature and childlike sense of wonder.]

...oh... how many? Uhh. [He held his big hands out to help him count.] I think all my fingers.

[arcofiron]

10? Fantastic [Jeez was this guy for real?]

[squeak_squeaker]

Yeah... I'm all grown up! [Physically. Mentally, not so much.]

[arcofiron]

[He just his his head in the hand and sighs a little]

Urr well I'm happy for you?

[squeak_squeaker]

I'm happy too! But...uh. But I'm always happy.

[Kronk reached out to poke at Tony's beard a bit.]

[arcofiron]

[He watches him closely as he pokes his beard]

IF you really want one I'm sure I could draw one on you

[squeak_squeaker]

REALLY? Oh... oh, please! [Kronk flailed his big arms, way too excited to be... drawn on by a kind of tipsy man.]

[arcofiron]

[He reaches around in his jacket finding a black permanent marker. Time for some fun. He tried to steady his hand admittedly drinking and then doing this wasn't the best idea]

Stay still big guy [He basically starts to colour in the lower half of Kronk's face]

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk was so dumb that he just... let him. He sat perfectly still and blinked his little blinks at Tony.]

...am I handsomer now?

[arcofiron]

[He steps back admiring his colouring in]

Devilishly. I am impressed at how good that looks. [Not Kronk just the somewhat straight edge's he'd drawn]

[squeak_squeaker]

[Poor Kronk! He was never going to work for someone nice, was he?]

Gee... thanks! I didn't think I'd look good with a beard but I guess you proved me wrong!

[arcofiron]

[He pats the side of Kronk's face. The guy probably didn't know what a permanent marker was so he wouldn't mention it]

I always prove people wrong. It's what I do.

Kronk question. What is it you do..Are you just a chef or?

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk closed his eyes and smiled at being patted. He definitely didn't know what a permanent marker was and he was very happy with his new beard!]

Oh...uh. You mean what I did for Yzma? Because Yzma didn't eat much.

[arcofiron]

Yeah, yeah that Yzma [Odd name.]

What did she,he or it use you for?

[squeak_squeaker]

Yzma's a she and she used me for...uhhh. For all kinds of stuff. [Yep.]