Learning Lessons

[arcofiron]

Mun seems be a little under the weather.

So I've been trying to teach them why it's great to be me. Surely this helps right? [Smirks]

I do make everything better.

Comments

[squeak_squeaker]

Ohh... why is it great to be you? [Enlighten Kronk!]

[arcofiron]

I'm a genius, I'm successful. And just look at me. I'm surprised you can keep your hands off me.

[squeak_squeaker]

...huh? [Kronk didn't understand.]

Are you really squishy, like pillows or bouncy castles? [Why else would he want to touch this guy? He didn't look squishy.]

[arcofiron]

Um no. But I would take being described as squishy as an insult [He raises his eyebrow. This guy was weird]

I mean that.. you know forget it.
But you understand the other points right?
Or do we just have to go with. Cause I'm amazing?

[squeak_squeaker]

Don't worry pal, you don't look like you're squishy!

I...uhh. I don't understand. [Kronk was very much the opposite of genius, Tony.] What's it like, being amazing?

[arcofiron]

Good to know pal.

And you ain't that bright are you kid? [Lights are on but no ones home]

To be amazing is... Let's thing of terms you'll understand.

To be able to eat your favourite food whenever you want and never get sick of it.

[squeak_squeaker]

Not very bright. [Kronk just shook his head... he thought he was a smart guy, but no one else really did! He'd accepted it.]

Woah... you get to eat SPINACH PUFF CHOCOLATE BIRTHDAY CAKE all day and not get sick? I get sick from one of those cakes! [...spinach puff chocolate birthday cake.]

[savedhisheart]

You know you should go a little easy on her Tony. [small smile]

If she's ill let her rest not everyone can pull your hours.

[arcofiron]

Easy on her? [Tuts]

If she's ill, surely pushing her makes her work harder?
She doesn't mind the hours. I swear

[savedhisheart]

you over do it Tony and she won't be capable of playing you because she'll be bed ridden. Or throw the computers out the window into the rain which ever's first

[arcofiron]

Pift. She's just feeling sorry for herself. What she needs is a beautiful distraction like myself.

[She never agrees to be confined to the bed when ill. Can't waste time now]

[justthehelper]

Well, you're full of yourself.

[arcofiron]

Observant.
Want a prize?

[justthehelper]

No thanks. I don't take freebies.

[arcofiron]

Can't please everyone.
And a freebie, meaning you actually thought I would give you something?

[justthehelper]

No, you hear that note in my voice? That was sarcasm.

[arcofiron]

Sorry I've been listening to myself talk. Repeat that?
Oh you're sarcastic? Oh fantastic. Kudos to you.

[justthehelper]

I can see why people don't like you.

Here have a good guy Loki xD

[not_insane]

You never change Tony.

Always nice xD

[arcofiron]

You wouldn't like me as much if I wasn't me.

[not_insane]

I suppose that is true. [Not the response you were expecting, was it Tony?]

[arcofiron]

Wait.. You actually like me? Whats wrong with you? Bump your head or something?

[not_insane]

I ask myself that every day.

But the real reason is I am from an alternate universe from what seems to be normal around here.

[arcofiron]

Somehow, this makes sense.

And why would ask yourself that? Everyone loves me normally anyway! No reason to question it!

[not_insane]

Except for certain Republican news anchors.

Though they don't like me either. Considering they had their ties turned into snakes unexpectedly after more or less giving scathing reviews of your work on renewable energy.

[Yes he was proud of that and yes it was on replay in the alternate Stark home.]