hahaha whoops lost track of her app.

[verdama]

Hey you.

Yeah. You.

Roll out of bed, rub the sleep from your teensy weensy eyeballs, because guess what?

It's August 1st. You know what that means?

A whole month.

One whole month! And you almost, almost, let me fall back to the bottom, again!

I don't care what you're stuck on. Get past it, or we're through.

Comments

[trollingoftheshrew]

Eh, sometimes a career-minded gal's gotta be more aggressive. Attack 'er 'eadspace, make sure you're th'first one 'at she 'ears the 'ole time.

If it doesn't spur 'er int'action, I'm pretty sure th'pissed-off chaos goddess will.

[verdama]

You think it would be easier to get her attention with the goddess and I at the forefront---no!

It's the goody two shoes that get the spotlight, and I'm tired of it.

[trollingoftheshrew]

...So find a way to off 'er. You're a villain, that's kinda what you do, right? S'all business.

[verdama]

You think the goddess woulda done that by now if she could?

[trollingoftheshrew]

Nahhh. Chaos ain't about just whackin 'ooever's in yer way. S'about not givin' any fucks.

[verdama]

You'd be surprised at who she decides to whack and who she doesn't.

Point being, it's actually the mun who won't let me pick them off, or I'd have put blondie out of her misery forever ago.

[trollingoftheshrew]

Can't ya like... trade yers in? Sounds defective.

[verdama]

Boy, I wish.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Well, you know you'll always be my number one gal, She-gizzle.

[verdama]

You were in the lead for a moment there, then you tripped at the finish line.

[madangry_madcrazy]

[adljfdks]

Sheegs?

[verdama]

Getting a liiiiittle better.

Still falling.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Homeslice?

[verdama]

Nnnnope, you lost it.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Fine, what would you have me call you?

[verdama]

By my name?

[ She's completely deadpan. ]

Sheegs was a little cheesy, but better than the other two.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Well, Shego, my point still stands.

You're not going to get me to repeat it however. I don't want to get all mushy.

[verdama]

Fine by me.

[ Does...she seem bothered? Nope. Not at all. ]

[madangry_madcrazy]

So... How have you been?

[verdama]

I'd say a little better, considering. It only took her another two days to finish the stupid thing, but it's finished.


Finally.

[ Impatient, she's been verrrry impatient. ]

[madangry_madcrazy]

That's great! I hope to come along soon myself. My mun just has some other business to attend to first, and get a little more experience with this whole LiveJournal/Dreamwidth type of roleplaying under his belt.

[verdama]

Hey, whatever floats his boat. Mine sure isn't in a rush.

[ Pfft, obviously. ]

You get used to it. Eventually.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Just be careful when you get there. I don't want to spend my time waiting and worrying.

[verdama]

You? Worry about me?

Please, that city won't know what hit them.

[madangry_madcrazy]

You know what I mean.

[verdama]

Yeah, yeah, I gotcha.

There's already way too much going on for me to even begin anyways.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Such as?

[verdama]

Soul sucking machines going on a rampage, an Elder God being royally bent over by a goddess of chaos and her buddy.

Yeah.

I might as well bring popcorn.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Soul sucking? Elder god? Chaos?

See, this is exactly why I'd worry.

[verdama]

I'm already sharing a headspace with the goddess, so it's not a huge deal.

The other two are being handled, as far as I know.

[madangry_madcrazy]

So what do you think will be your first concern when you get there?

[verdama]

Keeping transforming robots out of our base.

Why?

[ For not wanting to worry Doc...you sure are worrying. ]

[madangry_madcrazy]

No reason.

[Ffffffffffffff--He's curious. There's a difference okay]

Remember to stock up on milk.

[verdama]

[ Suuuuuure. ]

Assuming I have any time to do so.

I'll put it on the to do list.

[madangry_madcrazy]

It's good for you, you know.

[verdama]

You're honestly starting to sound like your mother.

Just being honest.

[madangry_madcrazy]

I am not! Don't bring my mother into this. If you speak of the devil...

[verdama]

Juuuust being honest.

More like 'Speak like.'

[ She snickers. ]

[madangry_madcrazy]

Ahb--dah--bah--Shego!

[verdama]

Alright, alright, I'll drop it. Don't get your ponytail in a twist.