dear_mun | knightsoflegend npcs celebrate the game's six monthiversary!

Feeling rather proud of yourself, are we? Personally, I don't see why you and the rest of the mundanes should get all the credit. We're the ones doing all the work: chasing around the world hunting wild clues, fighting tentacled beasties, unraveling your unnecessarily convoluted plots. [ the subtlest toss of her hair ] And all looking rather smashing while doing it, I have to say.

[ a devious little smirk crosses her lips ] I must say, I certainly wouldn't mind seeing more squires like the ones Wynn's been dragging in lately, if they're all so... unique. [ ... she means hot ] And if it's a recruitment drive you're in need of, well, I'm certainly the face to use. And we all know I have the most ranks in ... diplomacy. After all, I talked you into letting me make this little speech, didn't I? [ DUMAGE ROLLED A NAT 20 CHARISMA CHECK: IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE 8( ]

And it isn't as if it takes much out of any of you. There's not even any requirements on your behalf: God knows you get rewarded for extra activity, and there's always something to do when you're controlling a secret operative of an international organization that polices supernatural events in a world full of magic and monsters.

[ a testy eyeroll ] ... Well, yes, we get our own rooms in an enormous modernized castle, and a company credit card where the sky's the limit: but that's not the point. [ she places one hand on her heart, looking all but teary eyed with conviction. ~~girl has great bluff checks, what can I say~~ ] We put our lives on the line every day. The least you could do is send a round of drinks to the poor muses of your silly little world. We're not just your playthings.

[ annnnnd another smirk] I mean for one, you're really not my type, darling.

[[ /cracks open the champagne

Responses will come from any of a number of NPCS. Be prepared. It's a party. ]]