knightsoflegend npcs celebrate the game's six monthiversary!

[postergirl]

Feeling rather proud of yourself, are we? Personally, I don't see why you and the rest of the mundanes should get all the credit. We're the ones doing all the work: chasing around the world hunting wild clues, fighting tentacled beasties, unraveling your unnecessarily convoluted plots. [ the subtlest toss of her hair ] And all looking rather smashing while doing it, I have to say.

[ a devious little smirk crosses her lips ] I must say, I certainly wouldn't mind seeing more squires like the ones Wynn's been dragging in lately, if they're all so... unique. [ ... she means hot ] And if it's a recruitment drive you're in need of, well, I'm certainly the face to use. And we all know I have the most ranks in ... diplomacy. After all, I talked you into letting me make this little speech, didn't I? [ DUMAGE ROLLED A NAT 20 CHARISMA CHECK: IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE 8( ]

And it isn't as if it takes much out of any of you. There's not even any requirements on your behalf: God knows you get rewarded for extra activity, and there's always something to do when you're controlling a secret operative of an international organization that polices supernatural events in a world full of magic and monsters. 

[ a testy eyeroll ] ... Well, yes, we get our own rooms in an enormous modernized castle, and a company credit card where the sky's the limit: but that's not the point. [ she places one hand on her heart, looking all but teary eyed with conviction. girl has great bluff checks, what can I say ] We put our lives on the line every day. The least you could do is send a round of drinks to the poor muses of your silly little world. We're not just your playthings.

[ annnnnd another smirk]  I mean for one, you're really not my type, darling.

[[  /cracks open the champagne

Responses will come from any of a number of NPCS. Be prepared.  It's a party.  ]]

Comments

[uponwildwaves]

We are fairly unique, aren't we?

[shootfirst]

I don't really know whether to take that as a compliment or not with her.

[uponwildwaves]

I'll take it as a compliment. Stings less that way.

[shootfirst]

Those rose colored shades treating you well so far?

[uponwildwaves]

Yes, as a matter of fact. If they weren't they'd be rather pointless, don't you think?

[rocknrollrefugee]

You sound like a fucking infomercial. Where's my special introductory rate?

[starfucker]

If my mun tells it right, I'm relatively sure it's in my pants.

[rocknrollrefugee]

[SNORT.]

Act now, get a free dick?

[starfucker]

We could always start breaking out the celebrity testimonials, but I think the username speaks for itself. [ burt that wasn't why-- oh never mind ]

[rocknrollrefugee]

You guys really want us to get to the place, huh?

[reallywicked]

I'll drink to that.

[Warning: Underage alcohol consumption. Whoops.]

not even sorry

[technophobic]

You might at least find something worth drinking, lass.

laughing and crying

[reallywicked]

[She sneers, but figures 'what the hell?']

You got any suggestions?

[technophobic]

Sir Ironsides brews genuine dwarven ale. Puts hair on a man's chest. [ on second thought, he looks her over. ] Probably too strong for a pint like you.

[reallywicked]

Not really looking for hair on my anything.

[Hey wait... did he just say... WELL FUCK YOU TOO SIR]

Fork it over, gramps.

[aproperdoctor]

I'm not sure we want the sort of people you'd recruit, Dumage.

[postergirl]

[ martha is the most astute here ] I don't think I care for your implications.

[bigbad]

Seconding the drinks request part.

[postergirl]

I hear she has something else in mind.

[bigbad]

Somehow, I suspect it won't be nearly as fun.

[postergirl]

You and I both. Her definition is decidedly droll.

[burnsbright]

Six months? Huh.

It's kind of primitive [to a girl from a galaxy far, far away] but I've definitely been in worse places. The dancing's fun.

[nepotism]

[ grin ] You still gonna ask Wynn to dance if I get him to play something new?

[burnsbright]

Oh, absolutely. Doesn't actually have to be 'new', I think, but... most of what the band picks is too slow. I had teachers who could slow dance without making things awkward, but I'm not one of them.

[nepotism]

I think I can easily talk him into 'upbeat'. Now we just need to swing more new recruits to merit a party.