Testing... testing

[gamblinman]

Look, I know you’ve played the game like a bazillion times, and you’ve read way more fanfiction about me than anyone in their right mind should; but I don’t think you know what you’re getting into.

Let’s be perfectly honest with each other: you don’t know shit about me, and there’s no way in hell you can pull this off. Just put me down and back away slowly, before anyone gets hurt.

Comments

[birdhousesoul]

You're that special, are you? No scribe could fully fathom your inner depths?

[gamblinman]

Lets just say I make a habit of not letting anyone 'fathom my inner depths.'

[birdhousesoul]

In that case, she ought to find you easiest of all! She'll never have to write you saying anything of substance.

[gamblinman]

Well, I feel loads better now!

[Have a heaping cup of sarcasm]

[bullshifter]

Hahaha. No need to be grumpy about it, dude. Might as well give her a chance.

[gamblinman]

Since when have I ever been the type of person to give someone a chance, Overalls?

[bullshifter]

Never, but I reckon it's never too late to start, right?

[gamblinman]

Yeah, I don't know about that. Unless there’s something in this for me, I can’t really see the point.

[bullshifter]

Get to meet new people, man. Live in a place for a little while that ain't fuckin' zombie-infested. I mean, don't get me wrong: I do love a good zombie massacre, but a break's kinda nice.

[gamblinman]

Yeah, that would be kinda nice. New clothes would be nice, too.

[bullshifter]

I was in a game for a while.

[ Musing. ]

Burned my house down on the second day. Sucked.

[gamblinman]

How in the hell did you manage that? Oh, right, it’s you.

I always had a feeling those stories weren’t just about Keith.

[onemoredeath]

I do think that the mundane will continue on no matter what you may protest.

[gamblinman]

Huh, we'll see about that. What's she gonna do... force me to cooperate?

[onemoredeath]

Yes. That is what they do.

[gamblinman]

Well, that’s just great. The least she can do is make it interesting for me.