Testing... testing

[gamblinman]

Look, I know you’ve played the game like a bazillion times, and you’ve read way more fanfiction about me than anyone in their right mind should; but I don’t think you know what you’re getting into.

Let’s be perfectly honest with each other: you don’t know shit about me, and there’s no way in hell you can pull this off. Just put me down and back away slowly, before anyone gets hurt.