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[olympicgold]

No, mun, I don't care how well that useless bastard is doing in London. I really could not give any fewer shits that he's learned to doggy paddle in the last four years. That useless, flopping, un-hydrodynamic sack of meat made me look like a damn fool in Beijing! We are fucking done professionally! DO YOU HEAR ME? HE CAN ROT AND DIE IN HIS STUPID PUDDLE FOR ALL I CARE!

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WHAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY?

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[heartisabattleground]

[Don't like your tone, sir, just gonna come in here and yell at you. That makes everything better.]

Hey! That's enough! Those people are trying their hardest, and they're doing a lot more than you! So shut up!

[brb_comiket]

You sound like you care quite a bit.

[lovesickkiller]

[Oh god what.]

Y-yeah, Matsuda is a terrible swimmer. Go Light!

[hidekifan]

...Um..

[WOW, ONII-CHAN, WOW.]

[clumsy_optimist]

I CARRIED YOUR LEGACY, LIGHT-KUN. I CARRIED IT TO LONDON.

SOME OF US KNOW HOW TO SHOW RESPECT.

[iamjustice]

[...staring.

8|a]

[heartattacks]

WATER RESISTANCE IS HUGE!

[shiningcrystalbits]

Is it safe to assume that the other Matsuda-san won't get any praise from you either?