canon is Friendship is Witchcraft

[gypsy_portals]

Look, munnie! I know you're out of it and don't want to hear a song, but you do have to start feeling better! You're not doing yourself any favors by stewing about how much your family annoys you. After all, at least you still have them!

I'm kind of confused why I'm back here, too. I mean, I already saved my parents, am I a prisoner now? What about Twilight and Moles--I mean "Luna"? Shouldn't you be spending time with them?

I guess if you want, you could try throwing me at that meme place to get me out of your mind.

Comments

[powerandcontrol]

[He'd say something but magical gypsy ponies capable of witchcraft is making it hard to breathe, ty.]

[gypsy_portals]

[Shouldn't you be bright yellow and have three butterflies on your butt, Mr. Religious Zealot?]

[justgotback]

Oedipus had his family too and look how fucking Brady Bunch they got.

[gypsy_portals]

...Well, okay.

[And people think she's crazy.]

[justgotback]

...this is going way over your head, isn't it?

I mean look at you, you're a pony. All understand is probably fucking rainbows and sunshine.

[gypsy_portals]

I also understand the tortured screams of an entire city as ponies are roasted alive, and the soul-wrenching pain of being the unwanted child in an orphanage!

And cupcakes. Being a pastry chef is something I definitely understand!

[justgotback]

I thought ponies were supposed to be kid-friendly. And a lot more fat. What, did you all go on a diet and get shitty childhoods?

I mean, yeah your childhood sucks and I'm sorry, but...my god, I'm talking to a pink horse.

Please don't tell me you're supposed to be symbolic bullshit that's taking me on a spirit quest.

[gypsy_portals]

Oh, hardly! You're not nearly high enough for one of those!

And you're not a gypsy. I can tell. So all the symbolism kind of doesn't work.

[justgotback]

Sure I may drink a keg or two, but I don't get high. My social connections don't allow me to be a burnout...or used to.

But I guess I can deal with cartoon horses. So is He Man popping out anytime soon?

[cruel_kindness]

Prisoner? We bucking doubt it.