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Jezeus ([personal profile] magical_melonhead) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-07-30 10:25 pm
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On being homed at [community profile] scribbledress for now.

[He's going to buck wildly and happily this time, he can be intelligent and witty but he was also easily pleased.]

MUN! MUN! I take back everything I said, I could smooch you and not recoil in displeasure! A home is a home and I'm very happy to find a place where I can be free to do whatever I want, whenever I want! Rolling fields, free oats, milk and honey? What crazy creature would say no to all that?!

Certainly not I!

[Then he stops to think about this, if he's happy about going here... Then maybe his Mun might pull him out to be spiteful. GASP!]

What I really mean is- Mun dearest-  rubbish! How dare you send me there- BOO HOO HOO! Oh how  horrid it shall be and I do not know if I can bear such torment!

[And then he's back to bucking, kicking and rolling about like a goofy yearling.]

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[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-30 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
But... but what if she offers me cookies or some candy?

[Did that ever happen? Emperor Kuzco gave him cookies sometimes!]
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[personal profile] magical_melonhead 2012-07-30 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Then.. Say no?

[That was obvious. As obvious as the flippin' SUN, Kronk, Jez is going to give him a disappointed look.]

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-30 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
But I can't! Cookies make me happy! I love cookies.

[This always happened when someone offered Kronk a cookie: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7wwsw0dmx1qchax1o8_250.gif He was hopeless. Unicorn magic wasn't enough to prevent this much stupid!]
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[personal profile] magical_melonhead 2012-07-30 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm not going to help someone who won't even try, y'know.

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-30 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ouch.]

I'm sorry for...uh. For disappointing you, mr. unicorn, sir. Real sorry.

...do you want some petting?
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[personal profile] magical_melonhead 2012-07-30 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No petting, just go be a man and face her. If you fail then I shall aide you.

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-30 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kronk chewed on his lower lip.] But she'll kill me!

Do you... do you want me to be a dead Kronk?
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[personal profile] magical_melonhead 2012-07-30 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[He tilts his head]

I thought she only poisoned people?

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-30 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no, she also feeds people to her pet crocodile and then she goes and has people thrown out of the palace window! But Emperor Kuzco does that too. Yeah.

[Kronk really had to walk on eggshells!]
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[personal profile] magical_melonhead 2012-07-30 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Then poison THEIR food and run away? You seem to come up with more problems than solutions, everybody has a weakness y'know.

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-30 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
But I don't wanna do mean people stuff.

I want everyone to be friends and cuddle! [THAT was Kronk's ultimate solution. Just one big, friendly hug pile.]
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[personal profile] magical_melonhead 2012-07-30 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's just going to slump on his side, this was making his head hurt.]

Then you deserve what comes to you.

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-30 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Talking to Kronk will do that!]

...yeah, probably do! [And petting him, like nothing happened. O-oh, soft!]
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