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[taserrific]

Wait, the other chick gets to go be a super cool ninja-assassin-thing and kick all kinds of ass but I've gotta hang back while you re-watch my movie for the millionth time? I'm pretty sure you're done "canon reviewing" or whatever.

And what's with the journal name? I did more than just taser Thor. Even though it was pretty badass.

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[odinsonthor]

Darcy! It has been a while since I have seen thee.
Although I'd appreciate not being tasered this time if you please.

[taserrific]

Hey, Thor!
Oh, don't worry. I know you're not a random creepy drunk now.

[odinsonthor]

That is good to know. Do you taser all whom you first meet? Out of curiosity is why I ask this.

[taserrific]

No, just the ones rambling about things like crazy people.

[odinsonthor]

How did I appear crazy? I was simply distressed.
You try being exiled to another realm.

[taserrific]

Well, I know that now. At the time, you were seriously freaking me out.

[odinsonthor]

Well I guess I should apologise for freaking you odd [He laughs as he says it, it sounds very odd to him]

I promise not to do it again

[taserrific]

[Hey, she can't help but laugh at that.] Well, I'm sorry I tasered you. I'll never do it again.

[odinsonthor]

Good otherwise I may have had to push you over. And it is frowned upon to bully a young maiden.

[godoftableflips]

That you did, Darcy. I would prefer your mortal choose another event to immortalize as well. [ s-so humiliating ]

[taserrific]

Sorry, dude. Looks like I'm stuck with it.

[godoftableflips]

If it is any comfort, you are not alone. My mundane has shown no sign of altering her own flippant title for me in nigh on a year.

CAN'T CARRY ALL THESE THORS!

[smarhrio]

Lady Darcy, [ A nod of his head, ] I have seen you upon the video box with your tiny lightening.

You are quite the fierce mortal!

SO MANY THORS!

[taserrific]

[Aww, bitty Thor!] Well, thank you! I'm one of the fiercest.

Was going to post with Thor, and then...yeah.

[lieofasgard]

A pity you failed to shock him until a few brain cells rubbed together and accidentally sparked a thought or two.

I guess my Darcy brings all the Thors to the yard

[taserrific]

Hey, he's not that dumb. I mean, he's not a rocket scientist, but neither am I, so it's all good.

[lunging]

Fair Darcy, well met again!

If you are so intent on kicking "ass" I do believe a new helm is in order. Yours, while eye-catching, does not seem capable of holding up in times of war.

[He means your knit hat, Darcy. He doesn't get it, okay.]

[taserrific]

Hey!

My what? [And then she gets it.] Oh! My hat! Nah, I wouldn't wear that. I'd wear something sexy and badass, like a catsuit!

[lunging]

[Sexy? But Darcy is already sexy. She's very sexy. Fandral appreciates her sexiness as it is.

He just doesn't understand her shoddy hat.]

I am unaware of what a suit of cats would be, though I assume it must be fur? [Fandral also likes fur.] If you were to ride into battle, I should like to see you wear a hat of Asgard, unless you were to keep your hair as the Lady Sif.

[taserrific]

[Oi! This hat is super cute and comfy! Also, her favorite.]

No, a catsuit is this super sexy skintight one piece thing, and it has a zipper going all the way down the front, and you can be stealthy and mega hot all at once. I'd probably let the hair hang loose, since Asgardian helmets don't exactly go with the whole sexy ninja-assassin look.

[lunging]

[BUT WHAT IS ITS PURPOSE

IT'S SO...LIMP. SOFT. USELESS!]

You keep saying sexy, Fair Darcy, as though you are not an extremely attractive woman as it is.

[taserrific]

[IT LOOKS CUTE AND...KEEPS HER HEAD WARM. YEAH.]

Well, yeah, it's part of the whole ninja-assassin thing. A girl's gotta look good.

...Wait. Did you just call me hot?

[lunging]

[BUT THE DESERT IS ALREADY HOT?]

Hot? I said no such thing; are you feverish?

[that's what he think hot means, darcy]

[taserrific]

[WHATEVER. IT IS CUTE AND MAKES HER LOOK ADORABLE.]

Not hot hot. Hot hot. Sexy. Stunning. Beautiful. That hot.

[lunging]

[YES IT DOES]

Ah...yes, Miss Darcy, I did. You are quite beautiful, but I do not understand how that relates to heat.

[Currently having ungentlemanly thoughts.]