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[taserrific]

Wait, the other chick gets to go be a super cool ninja-assassin-thing and kick all kinds of ass but I've gotta hang back while you re-watch my movie for the millionth time? I'm pretty sure you're done "canon reviewing" or whatever.

And what's with the journal name? I did more than just taser Thor. Even though it was pretty badass.

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[odinsonthor]

Darcy! It has been a while since I have seen thee.
Although I'd appreciate not being tasered this time if you please.

[taserrific]

Hey, Thor!
Oh, don't worry. I know you're not a random creepy drunk now.

[odinsonthor]

That is good to know. Do you taser all whom you first meet? Out of curiosity is why I ask this.

[taserrific]

No, just the ones rambling about things like crazy people.

[odinsonthor]

How did I appear crazy? I was simply distressed.
You try being exiled to another realm.

[taserrific]

Well, I know that now. At the time, you were seriously freaking me out.

[odinsonthor]

Well I guess I should apologise for freaking you odd [He laughs as he says it, it sounds very odd to him]

I promise not to do it again

[taserrific]

[Hey, she can't help but laugh at that.] Well, I'm sorry I tasered you. I'll never do it again.

[odinsonthor]

Good otherwise I may have had to push you over. And it is frowned upon to bully a young maiden.

[godoftableflips]

That you did, Darcy. I would prefer your mortal choose another event to immortalize as well. [ s-so humiliating ]

[taserrific]

Well, I'm glad we prevented that. Wouldn't want people to think you regularly push around pretty young ladies.

[taserrific]

Sorry, dude. Looks like I'm stuck with it.

[odinsonthor]

Nope. I am a gentleman. However, I have spared with a friend of mine named Sif. Does that count Even though she normally beats me

[taserrific]

Nah, she's a warrior chick. She can handle herself, so it's okay.

[odinsonthor]

Ah good. Are you not a warrior Darcy? You are always ready with a weapon.

[taserrific]

Well, it's not like I'm Xena Warrior Princess or anything. I'm just looking out for myself.

[odinsonthor]

[He looks confused] Xena? Warrior Princess?

[taserrific]

...Right. I forgot you don't know pop culture.

[odinsonthor]

First Xena. Now Pop culture?

Is Pop culture similar to Pop Tarts?

[taserrific]

Okay, so Xena was this really popular TV show that almost everyone's heard of at least once. Hence, pop culture.

Got all that?

[odinsonthor]

I think so [He sighs disappointedly]

[taserrific]

Ah, don't worry about it. You can't catch up to decades of references in one day.

CAN'T CARRY ALL THESE THORS!

[smarhrio]

Lady Darcy, [ A nod of his head, ] I have seen you upon the video box with your tiny lightening.

You are quite the fierce mortal!

SO MANY THORS!

[taserrific]

[Aww, bitty Thor!] Well, thank you! I'm one of the fiercest.

Was going to post with Thor, and then...yeah.

[lieofasgard]

A pity you failed to shock him until a few brain cells rubbed together and accidentally sparked a thought or two.