re: a recent distantskies app

[liquidouroboros]

Mundane-

What is a 'Metal Gear 'Ac!d' and why is it that I should care? Furthermore, what is this talk of alternate universes and--as you so eloquently phrased it--'a delightful canon clusterfuck'?

-Liquid Snake

Comments

oh my

[liquidouroboros]

Enough that they forgot the alphabet, if the spelling is any indication.

[theycallmesnake]

Sounds more like something I'd expect from you.

[Y'know cause it's an exclamation point and Liquid is an exclaiming kinda guy.]

[liquidouroboros]

Oh, do shut up. I'm in no mood for your idiocy, Brother.

[theycallmesnake]

You aware of the phrase "pot calling the kettle black", Liquid?

[liquidouroboros]

Are you aware of the phrase 'don't make me shoot you'?

[theycallmesnake]

You're free to try.

[liquidouroboros]

Been there, done that. I've wasted enough bullets on you, dear brother.

[In a very abnormal Liquid move, he decides to take out a silver lighter and light a cigarette.]

[theycallmesnake]

[Not gonna lie, that did make Snake jump a little and reach for his SOCOM, which ends up leaving him perplexed at the fact Liquid wasn't just lying and gonna try and shoot him anyways.]

...Didn't know honesty was your best policy.

[liquidouroboros]

Oh, it's not. I lie as easily and as often as I breathe, you should know that by now.

But if I wanted to shoot you, I'd have a gun on you by now. Really, do I look the type to wait when I could just as easily skip right to the fratricide?