re: a recent distantskies app

[liquidouroboros]

Mundane-

What is a 'Metal Gear 'Ac!d' and why is it that I should care? Furthermore, what is this talk of alternate universes and--as you so eloquently phrased it--'a delightful canon clusterfuck'?

-Liquid Snake

Comments

[theycallmesnake]

Don't ask. You don't wanna know.

[liquidouroboros]

I would at least like to know where the atrocious name comes from, Brother.

Look at how not sorry I am.

[theycallmesnake]

According to my mun, it's what they were on when they made it.

oh my

[liquidouroboros]

Enough that they forgot the alphabet, if the spelling is any indication.

[theycallmesnake]

Sounds more like something I'd expect from you.

[Y'know cause it's an exclamation point and Liquid is an exclaiming kinda guy.]

[liquidouroboros]

Oh, do shut up. I'm in no mood for your idiocy, Brother.

[theycallmesnake]

You aware of the phrase "pot calling the kettle black", Liquid?

[lonelyweapon]

How interesting.

[ LOOK AT THIS TAG. THIS IS A NINJA TAG. ]

[liquidouroboros]

Are you aware of the phrase 'don't make me shoot you'?

[liquidouroboros]

...


I can't claim to know what you mean exactly, Wolf.

[violet_wolf]

Sounds painful. (Not to mention crass.)

[theycallmesnake]

You're free to try.

[liquidouroboros]

Been there, done that. I've wasted enough bullets on you, dear brother.

[In a very abnormal Liquid move, he decides to take out a silver lighter and light a cigarette.]

[liquidouroboros]

Considerably, I would think.

[violet_wolf]

What will you do?

[theycallmesnake]

[Not gonna lie, that did make Snake jump a little and reach for his SOCOM, which ends up leaving him perplexed at the fact Liquid wasn't just lying and gonna try and shoot him anyways.]

...Didn't know honesty was your best policy.

[liquidouroboros]

There is little I can do but wait for things to play out and react accordingly as usual.

[violet_wolf]

I know how you feel. (Welcome to being a Prefect. This is why he hates it.) I'd avoid the "cluster-fuck" at all costs, however.

[liquidouroboros]

Oh, it's not. I lie as easily and as often as I breathe, you should know that by now.

But if I wanted to shoot you, I'd have a gun on you by now. Really, do I look the type to wait when I could just as easily skip right to the fratricide?

[liquidouroboros]

[A shrug.]

I'm sure I've lived through worse.

[violet_wolf]

How sad. (Violet pours himself a drink.) My name is Violet. (Gregory Violet, but most call him by his surname only.)

[liquidouroboros]

...Liquid Snake. Just call me Liquid.

[violet_wolf]

Your parents must have been interesting.

[liquidouroboros]

I don't have parents.

[Touchy subject? You bet.]

[violet_wolf]

(Blink.) Dropped from the heavens?