dear_mun | (no subject)

Firstly, in regards to the insane plan to bring Sobek down and get Daniel back, I can only hope you know what you're doing or that at least the Doctor and the Master do. I'm sure you know I'm not the type to take a risk without fastidiously calculating the success probability before jumping in...

Okay so maybe I have a slight tendency to make spontaneous risky decisions. Slight! That doesn't mean I'd offer myself up as breast-trapped bait to... fine.

Secondly, if you're thinking about putting me elsewhere why would you want a Season 9 or 10 Daniel?! I've already got a perfectly good one who didn't come with the same unfortunate pessimistic pre-conceptions about me. Namely the fact that our first two meetings weren't either me beating him up and stealing a ship or accidentally linking him to me with Kor-mak bracelets. The fact that I inadvertently managed to put those conceptions back anyway is irrelevant!

Thirdly, I'm hungry! Actually I'm starving and for once I'm not exaggerating. I'd be sweet talking those Jaffa by now, get on it.

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What's in your immediate environment? I kind of have a freakish knowledge of what's edible or not.

Though I mean, just so you know, you probably can't subsist on your fingernails or anything.

Well there's some delicious sandstone, some metal bars, a smattering of dirt and human waste. I'm no culinary whizz but I'm pretty sure I can't eat any of those, even if I did have some tabasco.

Ooh, yeah, can't help you there. I'm guessing you're in a cell, right? You got anyone next to you you could maybe nibble on?

[Kidding. Kind of.]

Have you tried eating the plant suit?

I think Eva would probably object.

You know, now I really wish I hadn't got rid of the damn thing. Are leather pants edible?

Outlast her. Then it doesn't matter.

No, not really. But if you chew on leather it tricks your brain into thinking you're being fed s your stomach stops rumbling. True facts!

If Eva decides to take her premature leave of this mortal realm, I'll bear it in mind.