Adstringendum. RE: a budding relationship

[saintedsinner]

I AM NOT A PERVERT, MUN! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE I DID THAT?!

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!





[[No it's not when the not!girlfriend takes one of your dresser drawers for her underthings.]]

-=FLUSTER FLUSTER=-

ALL I WANTED WAS A PAIR OF SOCKS!

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doesn't even go to this game, but GRACIA insisted.

[notthispie]

Edward, dear? Why would you be called a pervert for looking for some socks?

[thisisgoingtosuck]

Man, last I checked, our socks did not go with panties.

He wants to die now.

[saintedsinner]

IT ISN'T MY FAULT! I FORGOT THEY WERE THERE!!!!

[saintedsinner]

-=SHIT HE'S BEEN CAUGHT.=-

HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW!?

:3

[notthispie]

Edward, why are you sharing in the first place if she doesn't want you seeing her knickers?

[saintedsinner]

It's not she didn't want me to-- -=Wait. Does that mean...?=-

She stays over from time to time. It's just... been a while.

[thisisgoingtosuck]

Dude, the mun's are on the internet, information gets out there.

Though, nicely done, I mean c'mon, it's not so bad getting a peek at her panties.


[Hell he'll pick Vicki's up in front of her without shame Ed, it's OKAY!]

[saintedsinner]

-=Every time he hears the word 'panties,' he gets redder and redder.=-

They're underthings.

[memoriaflame]

So, you were looking at my smalls were you?

[notthispie]

I see. And she chose your room to store her things?

[saintedsinner]

They weren't that sma-- -=wait. Slang.=-

Oh.

[saintedsinner]

It's not like she's going to sleep anywhere else!

[notthispie]

So she sleeps with you? Edward Elric, do I need to speak to you about certain responsibilities?

[saintedsinner]

-=He's now sputtering the equivalent of a keyboard smash.=-

WE'RE NOT DOING THAT! Just sleeping! Unconsciousness!

[notthispie]

Well, then. Do I need to tell you what to do?

[memoriaflame]

Edward Elric. You're lucky my brother can't find out about this.

[saintedsinner]

...N-NO.

[saintedsinner]

He probably wouldn't notice anyway.

[memoriaflame]

Oh, he would. Anyway, it isn't him you need to worry about. Maybe I'll put a little auto-punching glove in there for next time~

[saintedsinner]

-=Oh, for the love of.=-

I was looking for SOCKS. Things to put on my feet.

[memoriaflame]

They'd be in the sock drawer, not the knicker drawer. Anyway Ed, if you wanted to see mine all you have to do is ask. [Is she joking? Is she not? Who can tell~]

[makeshifted]

It's all right, big brother, I believe you! I do believe you. I... be... lieve... brother, have you taken a dark path?

[saintedsinner]

-=Now he gives her a side eye. He really doesn't know.=-

All I have to do is ask. -=All the uncertainty ever.=-

[saintedsinner]

WHAT DARK PATH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, AL?!

[makeshifted]

That's - er - it's only... some cities can't afford lamps and candles on every street! Yes, yes. That sort of dark path!