Still Homeless

[pinkbunnyhat]

So, like, remember when you first picked me up and you were all "Ohhhh OH MY GOD Louise is gonna be the best! She's so awesome!! Holy crap!!"

[There's a long pause, accompanied by an unforgiving look and accusatory point]

You lying bitch! Yeah, I said it! Lull me into believing you wanted to put me somewhere. I had plans, woman! BIG plans! I-

.... Oh, you might still do it?

You're damn right you will!

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[squeak_squeaker]

Yzma's my boss! I think she hired me for my looks, because she's always complaining about my personality and feelings and stuff.

[pinkbunnyhat]

Oh gross. You should like talk to H.R. about that or something. Stick her with a big fat law suit!

I'll be your lawyer! Keep in mind I have a steep rate but I produce RESULTS!

[squeak_squeaker]

Huh... what's a lawyer? [Kronk didn't have money either! But... but. He could pay her in hugs? Really great hugs! Or in cupcakes.]

[pinkbunnyhat]

Someone who represents you and kicks the butt of whoever is on the other side!!

Kinda like a fighting monster, but with a suit and a cash reward.

[And of course she describes more of a mercenary than a lawyer]

[squeak_squeaker]

But I don't have any coins! [Could Kronk get a discount for looking like a giant Hulked out version of you, Louise? That was worth something, right?]