[homeless]

[harrisonfoal]

I'm not entirely convinced I feel safe partnering up with you for an adventure.

It's nothing personal you're just a little too...relaxed, for my taste.

I mean it's taken you HOW long just to do your laundry today? Even if I did agree to it (as if I had any choice) I figure it would take you too long to settle on a game.

I'm a thrill seeker. A woman of action.

Now go on, try and muse up some otherpony and let me borrow those copies of "Gold Digger" you have.

Comments

[elementofloyalty]

[ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh fangirl squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

[harrisonfoal]

*eyebrow raise*

Uh...hey there.

Nice hair.

[elementofloyalty]

Wait. One. Second. PLEASE!

[It's a desperate, hoof-flailing entreaty the pegasus makes before she takes off in a rainbow flash.]

[harrisonfoal]

[blinks and shrugs not to terribly concerned, even smirking with amusement. While she's gone Daring helps herself to a granola bar]

[elementofloyalty]

[It's not a long wait at all before Rainbow is back with a book which she's all but shoving at Daring.]

Would you sign this?! Please?!

[harrisonfoal]

[laughs and takes the book looking at it]

Oh wow, this was one of my favorite adventures. I'm glad you liked it!

[big smile and digs around in her pockets for a pen]

[elementofloyalty]

Liked it?! Are you kidding?! The way you got through that temple -- and then escaped that trap -- [Rainbow seems intent on enacting a midair play-by-play of the entire thing, at this rate.]

[harrisonfoal]

[looks up watching her looking impressed]

I was pretty lucky, woulda been easier if I hadn't banged up my wing but still, fortune favors the brave right?

[passes back the book signed "To a truly cool pony and a great flyer. Keep reading! Daring Do."]

Hope that's ok, never did get the hang of book signings.

[elementofloyalty]

No! That's perfect! [She promptly hugs the book to her chest as she does some delighted aerial acrobatics to celebrate.]

[harrisonfoal]

[Watching her carefully, looking impressed]

Of course it would be rude of me to let you get all flustered over me without asking your name Miss...?

[elementofloyalty]

The name's Rainbow Dash!

[harrisonfoal]

What an appropriately dynamic name.

If I ever need a good pony on my wing to watch my back while we explore the mysteries of the world I know just who to call.

[graynbowdash]

Mun troubles, huh? It's a shame that there aren't enough muns out there who can keep up with us.

[harrisonfoal]

I got half a mind just to stop talking because he's all sappy and keeps thinking of ways to slip romance into my life.

I mean come on really? With the kind of lifestyle we have?

[graynbowdash]

Can't see that working out well. We're on the move too much for something like that. Besides, we're at the top of our game!

...my mun's tried something similar, though. Ever heard of this one pony named Photo Finish?

[harrisonfoal]

Exactly! Gone from home for months on end, I dunno about you but I csn't even keep a houseplant.

Photo Finish, the name rings a bell. What happened?

[graynbowdash]

No plants here; just the shirt and the hat. That's all I need.

Well, it was this one time on that meme place...you know, bakerstreet. We were going along Manehattan and then...things just sorta clicked in the muns' heads.

[harrisonfoal]

Well I mean, so long as you had fun with her.

So far all he's inflicted on me was this half snake half pony girl named Ruby.

...oh and once he got me pregnant with twins. I almost clobbered him for that one.

[graynbowdash]

...he stuck you with a fanmade pony...thing? That must've been rough.

I know I would've stomped mine into the ground if he did that to me. Twins? I can't even think about suddenly switching lifestyles like that...were they from the fanmade pony?

[harrisonfoal]

She was ok just kinda...bratty sometimes.

[very dry look] it was some weird snake magic. It was....different.

[graynbowdash]

Sounds really uncomfortable.

...doesn't look like it slowed you down, at the very least.

[harrisonfoal]

Sometimes. Those coils are strong.

Course not! Those little ones are gonna be globe trotting adventurers just like their mama.

[graynbowdash]

I can imagine that.

Well they'll have a hay of a lot to live up to, but given their mom, they'll be just fine. Does that mean they're part snake?

[harrisonfoal]

Not yet, but their mother said when the grow up it might show.

Then again in that special way muns have it's likely nothing will come from it and it'll be like we never met when I finally find a game.

[graynbowdash]

Yeah, that's how it works out. Nothing that happens in memes or in Dear_Mun transfers over. Works to your advantage sometimes.

[harrisonfoal]

Hey I'll take any advantage I can get. Like these comics of his. This girl Gina Diggers right? She's like us but also a mad scientist.

[graynbowdash]

Yeah? Sounds like a hay of a girl. She anywhere as good an adventurer as we are?

[harrisonfoal]

You bet she is! So I figure either he's too distracted by the books or he'll get some good ideas for me!

[graynbowdash]

Here's hoping he gets some ideas out of it, then! You can't keep a girl like us waiting for too long.

You still working on heading over to that one game or are you looking for a few others?

[harrisonfoal]

Ah heh heh...fraud that game closed. Soooo I'm on the market I guess?

[graynbowdash]

Well I know a couple of games my mun's in that might be something worth checking out. somarium is some crazy place that's all about dreams and stuff. It's pretty interesting.

arcanarum is another interesting one, all about taking people and ponies and making them fill the role of fairy tale characters and stuff!

[harrisonfoal]

Oh ho~ intriguing!

Now I just gotta get him off his lazy butt.

[graynbowdash]

If anypony can get somepony else moving and off their behind, you sure can.

[slitheringpinch]

Oh, there you are Daring. How are you, my pet~?

[harrisonfoal]

R-ruby!?

Please, not in public? The pet names. I'm trying to retain a little dignity here.

[slitheringpinch]

What if I called you "Bucking Hips"?

[harrisonfoal]

You know, Foal's read my books. We can't exactly smut them up.

[slitheringpinch]

Dear, you are the best troll material.

[harrisonfoal]

No. You're just a brat.

[slitheringpinch]

[ tail wraps around her in a second and has her against the floor ]





Did I mention I also have no problem hurting you?

[harrisonfoal]

umpf!

[Looks at her unimpressed]

Really? After all we've been through together you're back to this?

[slitheringpinch]

Your whining like a foal, what can I say?

[ leans in, eyes leering into Daring's. ]

I don't like whiners.

[harrisonfoal]

[Shakes helmet so it slides down over her eyes]

Yeah well you're not exactly encouraging me to play right about now.

[slitheringpinch]

That's okay. I'll just take you home. You don't have to be such a whiny.

[ and they're off! ]

Besides...we can do this in the darkness. You want to keep any dignity...I'll oblige...but in the shadows...your mine.

[harrisonfoal]

[Dooooooomed]

[slitheringpinch]

I don't think I know you, but I know the toy your talking to.

[graynbowdash]

"Toy...?" That's me you're talking about! Well...her...sort of.

You that Ruby person she told me about?