Canon is Disney's Motorcity

[passengerseatdriver]

I don't even know why you're doing this, mundane. We both know what's going to happen: You'll fool around with me for a while, but then you'll get bored and I'll be left in your headspace to rot.

But I guess you're the driver, huh? Just go slow, okay? I get enough crazy driving riding with Mike.

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Ch-ch-chuck!

[bootyquake]

They might stick around if you weren't so mopey.

8D

[passengerseatdriver]

I dunno. She's had some pretty happy muses before, but she didn't stick with them.

[bootyquake]

Oh. Then... maybe you should update your wardrobe? Actually, yeah. You should get new clothes.

[passengerseatdriver]

How is that supposed to help?!

[bootyquake]

'Cause it'll make you hot, then your mun will be so obsessed with your hotness they can't let you go. Duh.

[passengerseatdriver]

Are you serious? [Getting a little squeaky there, Chuckles.]

[bootyquake]

As a heart attack.

[passengerseatdriver]

[This. Just this.]

[bootyquake]

Oh my God, you actually believed me. You're seriously slow, blondie. Like, how would clothes make your mun stick around? I mean, you should update your wardrobe because those clothes are seriously lame, but just being cute won't do anything.

[Just gonna pat his poor, blonde head.]

You gotta give her something new. It's all about the attitude.

[passengerseatdriver]

Um, for the record, not much choice in wardrobe. Motorcity isn't exactly Deluxe.

[liftmehighabove]

Your... mun wouldn't really let you rot... would they?

[Poor Thumbelina; she assumes he's being literal.]

Thumbelina~ Loved her movie when I was little!

[passengerseatdriver]

Well, not literally. But I'll be stuck in her headspace.

She's such a joy to play. :3

[liftmehighabove]

And there's no way out... [That's a very dismal and relatively recent discovery of hers. But hey; as long as she thinks Cornelius and Mother will show up here, she's alright with humoring her mun.]

What... what if your mun puts you in a game? Then she can't get bored with you!

I'll bet! :D

[passengerseatdriver]

Well, I guess that would work, but I think right now all she's doing is sending me to memes.

She's so chipper... and horribly naive. XD

[liftmehighabove]

Oh...

What are memes? I hear everyone talking about them, but no one will tell me what they are.

[That is for a good reason, Thumbelina. :|]

LOL

[passengerseatdriver]

They're random scenarios for people to play out. Unlike in a game, it's not like you have to really worry about keeping track of what happened before.

It's just...uh...most of them have to do with...y'know...relationships.

[liftmehighabove]

Oooh, I guess that makes sense!

Do you mean friendships?

[Thumbelina, please... JUST STOP before you're in the know! Ignorance is bliss. ;w;]

[passengerseatdriver]

Not...always...

[Really, really uncomfortable here.]

In fact, my mundane hasn't put me into very many because, well, content. Some of it's really scary or gross.

[ditchedbabe]

Jeez, Chuck, like, tone down the negativity.

CLAIRE! <3 Also, pffffft, your screenname.

[passengerseatdriver]

Wha-Claire!

[Oh, gosh. Gotta act cool. Remember Mike's advice. Put on a smile. Not a rigor mortis grin either.]

Oh, uh, hey. I didn't expect to see you here.

CHUCKLES! <3 It was all I could think of after watch ep 3!

[ditchedbabe]

Uh... Right. I didn't expect to see you around here, either.

Especially after last week's episode. XD Poor Claire.

[passengerseatdriver]

So, um, what do you think of this place? I mean, it's no Motorcity, but it's not too bad, I guess.

I'm watching that one right now~

[ditchedbabe]

Well, it smells better, I guess. It's kinda boring, though. Is there anything to do for fun?

Then I will do my best not to spoil if you haven't seen it before!

[passengerseatdriver]

I don't know to be honest. I mean, I only just got here.

Spoilers are fine with me, so don't worry about it!

[ditchedbabe]

Oh.

[...Well. This is awkward. She's just going to start tapping one of her feet because, really, what else should she be doing?]

[passengerseatdriver]

[Oh gosh. Say something, Chuck! She's getting bored!]

So, uh, is your mundane planning to send you anywhere, or is it a "just for fun" thing that you're here?

[ditchedbabe]

Not quite sure at this point. She's pretty awful at making decisions.

[She leans in to try and emphasise that he really doesn't need to be so nervous and that she really is interested.]

What about you? Going anywhere exciting?

[passengerseatdriver]

Mundane doesn't have any real plans at the moment though she's thinking about apping me to somarium or soul_campaign. More likely the former than the latter.

For the most part she's just looking at memes.

[He's starting to relax.]

[ditchedbabe]

Hey, that sounds pretty cool. Like, totes fun.. I bet you're getting all the best memes, right? Like all those weird shipping ones where you run around kissing strangers.

[passengerseatdriver]

Actually, no. She's only put me in one so far and it was an alternate universe meme where, apparently, I worked as a programmer for Kane Co. But nobody responded to it.

[ditchedbabe]

That's probably for the best, right? I mean, you're cool the way you are, so it doesn't really matter if people didn't talk to evil-ish you.

[Just trying to be supportive, here.]

Like, I'd respond, if you wanted, though.

[passengerseatdriver]

That'd be cool, but she had the setup scenario be me kidnapped by the Burners. I don't suppose your mun would be interested in having you underground?

[ditchedbabe]

Nah, she's fine with it. Even if she wasn't, I've got ways of convincing her otherwise. But, um... This is gonna sound weird, but, I'm not, like, gonna have to hurt you, right? 'Cause I'd rather not have to, you know? And I bet even evil-you's sweet, so it'd be seriously awkward.

[passengerseatdriver]

No, you don't have to hurt me. I'd actually prefer you didn't.

[And mun provides a link!]