want your psycho;

[dealwith_them]

Pay more attention to the vertical stick, doll. Just sayin'.



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Comments

[dealwith_them]

[Smiiiiiiiiile. With the most girl voice he can manage:]

Wait, Mr. Duroc didn't tell you?

[winter_raven]

[Snort. She has to give him that one.]

Never came up in conversation, no.

[dealwith_them]

Sucking up to her isn't good for business.

[winter_raven]

She not really into politics?

[dealwith_them]

She's not really into knowing her fucking place.

[winter_raven]

[Have a look.]

You aren't one of those 'women should stay in the kitchen' types, are you?

[dealwith_them]

I cook my own damn meals, doll. If Cleopatra knows what's best for her, she stays out of it and she seems to be frickin' stupid.

[winter_raven]

Except I do recall something about Cleopatra being one of the most successful queens of Egypt like ever? So I don't think the comparison holds, if you're implying Mrs. Duroc shouldn't do politics.

[Eyeroll.]

And we're back to "doll". Ever use names, Mr. Pervy Garbage Man?

[Asks the one who nicknames everybody.]

[dealwith_them]

[Shrug.]

Safer not to, where I'm from.

[winter_raven]

[Much as she doesn't want to understand that, she does.]

My boyfriend used to have that issue, too.

You should at least come up with some good nicknames. Calling every other woman "doll" must get confusing.

[dealwith_them]

Can't be arsed. Women aren't exactly the problem.

[winter_raven]

Yeah, but not many women like being called "doll". Might help you with that getting laid thing you want to do all the time.

[dealwith_them]

The girls I fuck can't even spell it, so why the hell should they give a crap.

[winter_raven]

You're kidding, right? Please tell me you're kidding. No one who's old enough to consent is that dumb.

[dealwith_them]

Two liters of silicone drown your brain. They think with their cunts instead. Fine by me.

[winter_raven]

[That...is beyond crass.]

Why the hell would anyone want fake and dumb?

[dealwith_them]

They don't ask stupid questions. And they sure don't get in the fucking way.

[winter_raven]

I'd think any hooker'd fit that description, smart or dumb.

[dealwith_them]

I like my hookers and I like my hos. Not gonna discriminate.

[winter_raven]

[There's a difference?]

Well...good to know you're equal opportunity on that front. I guess.

[This is so, so much TMI.]

[dealwith_them]

Listen, doll. It's not like I'm asking anything difficult of them.

[winter_raven]

Doesn't mean you have to call them all the same thing. Or call me the same thing you call them, for that matter. I'm not a hooker, and I'm not a ho.

[dealwith_them]

For all I fucking care, you could be.

[winter_raven]

[Oh, he did not just say that.]

Don't make me call my wolves.

[dealwith_them]

[Narrowed eyes.]

Don't make me call my gang, bitch. They'll tear a young thing like you apart like a fucking lolita doll.