want your psycho;

[dealwith_them]

Pay more attention to the vertical stick, doll. Just sayin'.



[note: warning for language. tags may contain general triggers for sexism, language and violence.]

Comments

[lucrative_pink]

No treats tonight, doggy?

[dealwith_them]

Done fucking garbage?

[lucrative_pink]

Never, she says.

[dealwith_them]

Sounds likely.

[lucrative_pink]

Because I am so unlucky.

[dealwith_them]

Because you're so frickin' into it, Princess.

[lucrative_pink]

[dealwith_them]

Sure it ain't time to suck mine instead?

[population_ctrl]

No one wants to hear about that, Marcel.

[dealwith_them]

Next time just skip foreplay, bro.

[population_ctrl]

I don't think so.

[dealwith_them]

Then stop bitching about getting cockblocked, you fucking pussy.

1/2

[population_ctrl]

... language.

[population_ctrl]

And don't be a hypocrite.

[dealwith_them]

No one gives a shit that she's getting fucked by Cleopatra, JL.

[population_ctrl]

Well, no. [Smiiiiirk.] Could be worse.

[dealwith_them]

Could be a buffalo instead of a cow?

[winter_raven]

Maybe if you called her something other than 'doll', she'd pay more attention to you. Just sayin'.

[dealwith_them]

I don't give a crap if she isn't paying attention to me as long as she's letting me fuck.

[winter_raven]

Considering you can't unless she does pay attention to you, you might want to rethink that.

[dealwith_them]

Doll, I get laid every time she fucking thinks about me. RPing or not... Whatever, who cares.

[winter_raven]

You aren't right now.

[dealwith_them]

[Eyes thread above. Smiiiiiiile.]

Not so sure about that.

[winter_raven]

[Shakes head.]

You can't be in two places at once. Even people like me can't be in two places at once.

[dealwith_them]

What, pissy little girls?