Regarding the family reunion event at Para

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

I don't know whether to hate you or say thanks for the wonderful lesson this event has given me.  And that's completely honest.

In spite of the fact that I am South's twin brother with a younger sister from an entirely different canon and York is my cousin.

A whole new perspective and understanding for North.

Comments

[brodakota]

Sounds like one heck of an event.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Trust me. It is.

Nothing quite like having your memories wiped for happy fun family reunion time. And your sister is a more of a pain in the ass than I remembered.

[brodakota]

Oh come on, it can't be that bad?

[He knows South can be a handful but still]

[dontpatr0nizeme]

On her own? I can deal with it. She's just annoying. But there's another sister and her offspring to make it worse.

[brodakota]

And they're all ganging up on you, I'm assuming?

[He is trying his best not to laugh. Sorry Wash.]

[dontpatr0nizeme]

More like I'm stuck between them.

And I know out here but not in game that South is sleeping with the other one's ex.

[brodakota]

I'm my experience, South tends to prefer it if you take her side.

[Usually.]

Wait...what?

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Yes, but she's picking stupid fights and insulting our other sister's children.

Yea. Umm... South is sleeping with the other sister's ex boyfriend in the AU. I don't think I need to say more.

[brodakota]

[North is now torn between being an overprotective brother and potentially contemplating his sister's sex life. Awkward.]

Well, you're her brother right now, right? It's your to look after her.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

I'm doing what I can. We're old enough that I can't stop all the stupidity.

[brodakota]

Do your best to stop most of it at least.

So, are you older or younger?

[dontpatr0nizeme]

So far, I'm trying to keep Johanna from setting off fireworks at her ex and trying to get South to behave.

We're twins. Thee same age. Unless you're talking which of us was born first... I don't think the muns worked that out, and fortunately, the plot is now into backtagging.

[brodakota]

Well, obviously, Who came first was what I was wondering.

[Since I headcanon him as older.]

My advice is to try and be patient, if you can.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

I'm guessing I'm the older one with how it was.

And I'm patient. She's a pain in the ass.

[brodakota]

Which is why you have to be even more patient than usual.

[i_got_this]

Hey, it's not like I was in my right mind. I wouldn't have chosen to sleep with him if I was. [He's her drinking buddy and North-surrogate there, but dude, he's old!]

And her kids were monsters. Well, the oldest one, in particular. But she and I don't get along normally, so. [South who do you get along with normally]

[brodakota]

Doesn't sound like anyone was in their right mind.

[Still, have a slightly reproving looking for the picking fights, and the fireworks.]

[i_got_this]

See? Don't hold me accountable, everyone was insane.

[Oh she sees that look. EVEN THROUGH THE ARMOR SHE SEES THAT LOOK. She shakes her head and tosses her hands in the air.] What? What? When did I ever have fun at a family reunion, huh? What did you expect me to do?

[Believe it or not, she misses you, North.]

[brodakota]

Well, I don't remember you setting fireworks off at people at any of the ones we had to attend.

[Aww, South.]

[i_got_this]

For the record? That was Johanna. I was also trying to get her to not fire shit at Haymitch.

[It's been harder then she thought, being on her own.]

[brodakota]

[North gives a relieved laugh.]

Well, I'm glad you showed some self control.

[i_got_this]

[South, on the other hand, sulks.] I'm pretty sure at the time it was just because I was banging the dude.

So what have you been up to? [A little accusatory. Here she is playing Suzie Home-breaker while you're gallivanting around on the 4th wall :| ]

[brodakota]

Not a whole lot, to be honest. Mostly just hanging around, waiting for something to happen.

[While the mun flip flops over stuff]

[i_got_this]

Thanks for blabbing, loudmouth.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

You're welcome.