on taking preventative measures against cockhopping. preventative lady-on-lady measures.

[widows]

Charming.

"Because you feel like it" isn't a valid reason to go toying with someone's sexual orientation -- or any orientation. But I'm aware nothing I'm going to say will have any affect on what you decide to do, so I'll just insist you try to minimize the damage. Not your area of expertise, I know.

No more of these excessively emotional tags when feelings rarely figure into this kind of thing. Make use of my namesake. At this point I'd prefer it.

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[disbenefits]

It's not as though these things are set in stone anyway.

[widows]

Sexuality, or the whims of hormonal mundanes?

[disbenefits]

Well, both, but I was talking about the former specifically.

[widows]

No, it's not. If genuine attraction is what she's going for, though, it should precede qualifiers.

[butwhytho]

Make use of your namesake? You mean you'd rather her have you get pregnant and kill the father before making a web and watching a bunch of babies parachute away?

[widows]

Yes. That's obviously what I meant.

[butwhytho]

That's wonderful! Children are truly a gift, I'm sure you'll have your hands few with a couple of hundred.

[widows]

[ hahaaa shut your fucking mouth. ]

They'll need to eat. [ her glare says you look tasty. ]

[hasthekeys]

[Oh. This is awkward, isn't it? It should be awkward. It really should.

Actually, it's really freaking awkward, which is why Happy just opts to put on his sunglasses because that it what super cool men in black suits do when things are awkward.

...and also, he's not as cool as Coulson in order to hide the WHAT flashing on his face. So, cover up time. It is a go.]

fff i knew you'd take keep it happy literally.

[widows]

[ what, do you think those sunglasses will keep your eyeballs from falling out of your head? ]

Happy, we're indoors.

i was actually assuming you'd had enough of justin to last a lifetime

[hasthekeys]

[No, they will help him retain some dignity! You know you have wonderful thighs, right?

Really wonderful.

NO HAPPY THO—ANGRY THOUGHTS. THINK ABOUT DUM-E. YES. Those terrible milkshakes, take your mind right off beautiful women!]

Is there something wrong with wearing sunglasses indoors? Corey Hart wears them at night, after all.

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

Why shouldn't that be a valid reason? Sexuality should be fluid. Life changes, so do what you want.

[widows]

It's more about what she wants. [ always is. ]

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

What do you want then?

[therealgenius]

You Ruskies may fuck up most everything else, but your porn is A plus plus. Please put this on Pay-Per-View. For America, since we've been so gracious to you.

[widows]

Should I ask which hand to break or just go with both?

[ because if it's gonna happen anyway he's sure as hell not gonna be able to enjoy it. ]

[therealgenius]

[WOW RUDE IT'S LIKE YOU READ HIS PERMISSIONS POST

STILL RUDE JUSTIN LIKES HIS HANDS HE DESIGNS WEAPONS THEY MUST BE PERFECT

Special hands, like his special eyes. You broke his glasses, do you remember that? He does. Like it was fuckin' yesterday.]

Shouldn't you be doing that to your mun before anyone else?

[widowing]

[ hi, me! ]

So do it because you feel like it.

[widows]

[ hello, beautiful. ]

How am I supposed to figure that out with her pulling the strings.

[widowing]

[ my god, we're attractive. ]

Just because she's pulling the strings doesn't mean you have to do things her way.

[olympic_lion]

Oh come, dear Natasha; such things ought to always at least involve some pleasant emotions.

[Herc is entirely cool with lady-on-lady interactions. (Preferably where he can see them, of course, but it's all good!]

[widows]

Pleasant, not profound. [ gods love sex? WHO KNEW! ]

[revvedup]

[ hey did someone say 'toying with someone's sexual orientation'? ]

I don't know if they rarely figure into them, but it's easier when they don't.

[widows]

Easy's not exactly her M.O.

[revvedup]

[ she sighs. ]

Yeah. It's not this one's, either.