on taking preventative measures against cockhopping. preventative lady-on-lady measures.

[widows]

Charming.

"Because you feel like it" isn't a valid reason to go toying with someone's sexual orientation -- or any orientation. But I'm aware nothing I'm going to say will have any affect on what you decide to do, so I'll just insist you try to minimize the damage. Not your area of expertise, I know.

No more of these excessively emotional tags when feelings rarely figure into this kind of thing. Make use of my namesake. At this point I'd prefer it.

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[disbenefits]

It's not as though these things are set in stone anyway.

[butwhytho]

Make use of your namesake? You mean you'd rather her have you get pregnant and kill the father before making a web and watching a bunch of babies parachute away?

[hasthekeys]

[Oh. This is awkward, isn't it? It should be awkward. It really should.

Actually, it's really freaking awkward, which is why Happy just opts to put on his sunglasses because that it what super cool men in black suits do when things are awkward.

...and also, he's not as cool as Coulson in order to hide the WHAT flashing on his face. So, cover up time. It is a go.]

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

Why shouldn't that be a valid reason? Sexuality should be fluid. Life changes, so do what you want.

[widows]

Yes. That's obviously what I meant.

fff i knew you'd take keep it happy literally.

[widows]

[ what, do you think those sunglasses will keep your eyeballs from falling out of your head? ]

Happy, we're indoors.

[widows]

It's more about what she wants. [ always is. ]

[widows]

Sexuality, or the whims of hormonal mundanes?

[butwhytho]

That's wonderful! Children are truly a gift, I'm sure you'll have your hands few with a couple of hundred.

i was actually assuming you'd had enough of justin to last a lifetime

[hasthekeys]

[No, they will help him retain some dignity! You know you have wonderful thighs, right?

Really wonderful.

NO HAPPY THO—ANGRY THOUGHTS. THINK ABOUT DUM-E. YES. Those terrible milkshakes, take your mind right off beautiful women!]

Is there something wrong with wearing sunglasses indoors? Corey Hart wears them at night, after all.

[widows]

[ hahaaa shut your fucking mouth. ]

They'll need to eat. [ her glare says you look tasty. ]

[butwhytho]

[MAKE HIM bitch he will web you in the face so fast your head will spin

except not really because it might, like, get on the wall and keep you stuck there. he can get a little excited around redheads, and also spider babies!!! BEST NIGHT OF HIS LIFE]

Spiders are partial to birds, actually. Very fascinating creatures.

total strangers have had enough justin to last a lifetime and when has that ever stopped you

[widows]

Olivia Newton-John also said Make A Move On Me. That doesn't mean you should.

are you saying i'm forcing my characters on people? i need deets to back that up, mon cherie

[hasthekeys]

I would never make a move on you, Agent Romanoff. [...] It's not exactly something I make a habit of in the first place. Mister Stark is a busy man, after all.

mais si je les ai offerts en français, seriez-vous les comprendre?

[widows]

[ oh happy-san, you have such great honor. ]

Miss your sparring partner?

merde. je ne suis pas retardé!

[hasthekeys]

[Yes.]

Mister Stark pales in comparison, it must be said. [PROTECT TONY-SENSAI'S HONOR!] In the suit, however, I wouldn't dare attempt anything against him. He's four hundred or so pounds in that thing, did you know? Not a good idea to start dirty boxing with the boss when he's in it.

[When he's out of it, though...]

[therealgenius]

You Ruskies may fuck up most everything else, but your porn is A plus plus. Please put this on Pay-Per-View. For America, since we've been so gracious to you.

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

What do you want then?

[widowing]

[ hi, me! ]

So do it because you feel like it.

[olympic_lion]

Oh come, dear Natasha; such things ought to always at least involve some pleasant emotions.

[Herc is entirely cool with lady-on-lady interactions. (Preferably where he can see them, of course, but it's all good!]

non, pas completement.

[widows]

[ protip: those ellipses just made this post even gayer. ]

You might want to tell Captain America that. [ she's still waiting for them to go a few rounds. ]

[widows]

Should I ask which hand to break or just go with both?

[ because if it's gonna happen anyway he's sure as hell not gonna be able to enjoy it. ]

[widows]

[ hello, beautiful. ]

How am I supposed to figure that out with her pulling the strings.

[widows]

The patience not to force things.

[widows]

Pleasant, not profound. [ gods love sex? WHO KNEW! ]