Dusting off an old muse, looking at Ink City

[great_king_penguin]

So. Thought it was time you'd pull me out of mothballs, huh? About time. After all, what do I see when I come back to your headspace but little girls, fuzzy animals and brightly colored ponies?

This place seriously needed some machismo.

You wouldn't've woken me up unless you wanted to put me somewhere, so what the heck are you waiting for? You already said you'd bring me in before that angel girl. SO GET TO IT ALREADY!

Sheesh. Some people...

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[great_king_penguin]

That's just in the game he's got lined up.

I'm talkin' about in my mun's head. I mean, look at it this way, kid.

You'd be Chuck Norris compared to the fluffy, girly crap in there.

[ininclntntwrds]

...You must be having some great party in there.

[great_king_penguin]

...Look, kid. If I was interested in a QUEEN Dedede, I woulda found her. There ain't anything up here for me.

[ininclntntwrds]

Then you better hope your application gets accepted. But it's not like it will. I think mine just barely passed.

[Oh, quit being a mope. His application will be accepted.]

_{You're relentlessly optimistic.}

[It comes with GETTING AN APPLICATION ACCEPTED.]

[great_king_penguin]

Oh, it'll get accepted.

They wouldn't dare to not let me in.

[ininclntntwrds]

They dared reject Goldude's other character. Twice.

[great_king_penguin]

Well, obviously. He wasn't a king or a little... dirt man.

[ininclntntwrds]

Golem.

[And she was the leader of a pack of Zangoose. Petitus, ask him if he'd like to meet the one who was rejected.]

Uh... Would you like to meet her?