Dusting off an old muse, looking at Ink City

[great_king_penguin]

So. Thought it was time you'd pull me out of mothballs, huh? About time. After all, what do I see when I come back to your headspace but little girls, fuzzy animals and brightly colored ponies?

This place seriously needed some machismo.

You wouldn't've woken me up unless you wanted to put me somewhere, so what the heck are you waiting for? You already said you'd bring me in before that angel girl. SO GET TO IT ALREADY!

Sheesh. Some people...

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[regularbird]

[Oh, hey, another bird. Sorta.] Sounds like your mun is playing against type with you, dude.

[great_king_penguin]

[Only THE BEST bird.] Playing against type nothin'! More like he needs to get back the balls he had a couple of years ago!

i am so sorry for the insults

[regularbird]

[Psh. Bird that can't even fly? You've gotta be kidding me.] Wait, he? You're telling me that your mun is a guy?

Pfffffffffffft.

bring it, bro

[great_king_penguin]

[Oh, he can fly all right! EVERYONE on Popstar can fly to some degree.] Yeah, hard to believe, ain't it?

I guess you're lucky. You aren't half the looker I am, so havin' a guy mun isn't NEARLY as creepy as it is for me. I mean, it'd make SENSE for the ladies to be all over this!

[regularbird]

[Yeah, but not with, y'know, wings.] I guess. There are exactly... uh, two girls in my mun's headspace, counting the alternate version of me. So I guess it's kind of the opposite deal?

[Hold on. He's severely trying to repress laughter right now. And... doing a really bad job of it.]

[great_king_penguin]

[Tact? Pff. This bird isn't repressing ANY laughter.] See, that's what I mean! Your mun gets his jollies from turning you into a ladybird!

[regularbird]

Heh... eheh. Well, he used to, but that hasn't happened in quite a while.

[Mordi blinks, then cringes, expecting it to happen, but... nope. Nothing.] Oh wow. This is a first... usually when I mention it, it happens. Huh.

[great_king_penguin]

....Mine says it's because your raccoon girlfriend isn't around for you to freak out with.

He might not be all that manly, but he does seem t'know a thing or two about how other muns work.

[regularbird]

[Oh you. No, it's mainly because I haven't imported that account, I've already sated that need somewhere else, and I'm lazy.]

Don't remind me. Really, don't.

I guess that goes for most of them? Considering how often they get together in that chat room of theirs.

[great_king_penguin]

Pff, I've seen in that chatroom. All it is, is a place for them to just puke internet links at each other and tease that giant robot with the sassy footwear.

[ininclntntwrds]

You forgot the talking vegetables, the giant robots, and a living blob of ink that can transform himself.

[great_king_penguin]

That's just in the game he's got lined up.

I'm talkin' about in my mun's head. I mean, look at it this way, kid.

You'd be Chuck Norris compared to the fluffy, girly crap in there.

[ininclntntwrds]

...You must be having some great party in there.

[great_king_penguin]

...Look, kid. If I was interested in a QUEEN Dedede, I woulda found her. There ain't anything up here for me.

[ininclntntwrds]

Then you better hope your application gets accepted. But it's not like it will. I think mine just barely passed.

[Oh, quit being a mope. His application will be accepted.]

_{You're relentlessly optimistic.}

[It comes with GETTING AN APPLICATION ACCEPTED.]

[great_king_penguin]

Oh, it'll get accepted.

They wouldn't dare to not let me in.

[ininclntntwrds]

They dared reject Goldude's other character. Twice.

[great_king_penguin]

Well, obviously. He wasn't a king or a little... dirt man.

[ininclntntwrds]

Golem.

[And she was the leader of a pack of Zangoose. Petitus, ask him if he'd like to meet the one who was rejected.]

Uh... Would you like to meet her?

[electricbrick]

Ow ow ow ow oooowwww stop screeching mun, yes I see him. Just, stop. ALRIGHT I'll introduce myself, sheesh.

Uhh, h-hey! Being shunted into the inky depths, huh?

[great_king_penguin]

Yeah, likely.

Everyone keeps warnin' my mun that yours'll "be pleased". Obviously she is.

What, you the local law enforcement?

[electricbrick]

Hah! Well, sorta. I only just got sent back to th'place, so I haven't really been keeping up. Name's Ion Spark!

[great_king_penguin]

Electric powers, huh?

Hope you're good. That place'll need it.

[electricbrick]

Trust me, I'm the best there is.

...

Well I'm the ONLY one with electric powers there but that's besides the point. The point is I'm GOOD. REAL GOOD.