Eugene Fitzherbert (Prince Consort of Corona) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dear_mun2012-07-23 10:57 pm
guidethesun) wrote in dear_mun2012-07-23 10:57 pm
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someone dared me
You expect me to believe that this mopey, whiney, prima donna of a prince...is the big star now? Whoa. Whoa. Sorry, sweetheart but, uh, I don't think so.
For one thing, I am not sharing anything with someone who goes 'aye aye aye' all day. Second thing; that he's a "bag of crazy cats" does not make him all that endearing. It just makes him a "bag of crazy cats" with an elektra complex. Why? I don't know...but...maybe because he has big daddy issues? You did see the huge tantrum he threw about being adopted, right? Froze a couple people, broke a bridge, yadda yadda...
Don't get me wrong. I don't mean we should shove him off the trademark wagon. Just...keep him and his bag of crazy catness far away from the Prince Pedestal. In fact, I'm all for shipping him off to the Princess side, since I'm sure 'Punzel would love another fellow princess to share girl talk and brush one another's hair. Hey. He'd fit right in. He can even join the princesses who have kids. That mermaid princess can talk about her kid and then he can talk about his eight-legged foal.
Oh, that's another issue I want to mention. Maximus is already a pain in the rear. I'm sure that pretty frosty princess is an even bigger pain in the rear. So they should never, ever, ever meet, because the last thing I need is a half-god horse running around with Maximus's temperament and that crazy prince's craziness.
Again. "Bag of crazy cats" doesn't sell the idea.
For one thing, I am not sharing anything with someone who goes 'aye aye aye' all day. Second thing; that he's a "bag of crazy cats" does not make him all that endearing. It just makes him a "bag of crazy cats" with an elektra complex. Why? I don't know...but...maybe because he has big daddy issues? You did see the huge tantrum he threw about being adopted, right? Froze a couple people, broke a bridge, yadda yadda...
Don't get me wrong. I don't mean we should shove him off the trademark wagon. Just...keep him and his bag of crazy catness far away from the Prince Pedestal. In fact, I'm all for shipping him off to the Princess side, since I'm sure 'Punzel would love another fellow princess to share girl talk and brush one another's hair. Hey. He'd fit right in. He can even join the princesses who have kids. That mermaid princess can talk about her kid and then he can talk about his eight-legged foal.
Oh, that's another issue I want to mention. Maximus is already a pain in the rear. I'm sure that pretty frosty princess is an even bigger pain in the rear. So they should never, ever, ever meet, because the last thing I need is a half-god horse running around with Maximus's temperament and that crazy prince's craziness.
Again. "Bag of crazy cats" doesn't sell the idea.