Planning on going to Lost Realm when it opens

[garantundkraft]

Oh, what's this, Herr Mundane? You've got plans for me?

Sure you do. I'll believe it when I see you actually finish that app. No offe- Actually, no, I take that back, kid. I don't give a shit if it offends you, but you've been pretty damn inconsistent and unreliable lately. Not exactly making me feel confident you'll get all this damn dust off of me and play me somewhere in any incarnation.

Least of all this one, 'cause God knows you can be a coward about the stupidest shit. Picking a remotely 'controversial' -and yeah, I definitely just used fingerquotes there, so don't give me that look- time period to play me from? I'll almost be impressed if you respond to anyone here.

Key word there is almost. It'll take following through on those plans to really impress me.

...

And do I wanna know why you and that other mundane are squealing like stuck pigs in your little communication box thing? Or is this one of those things I'm not gonna like and should just ignore while I still can?

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[kartoffelstampfer]

Cowardly behavior won't get your mundane far, Bruder. If they worry about this sort of thing, my mundane is inclined to ask how they are supposed to act. But currently they seem to be too pleased to see you around to worry.

[Still, he frowns.]

Just don't cause any trouble.

[And that's his way of saying he's glad to see you too. Because warm greetings are his speciality.]

[garantundkraft]

::That's actually a very toasty greeting, all things considered. But...::

...You know, most normal people say something like, "Hi, big brother! How are you? Anything new going on?" But not my West. He just tells me to stay out of trouble - like my awesomeness goes looking for it! Kehhhh you just warm my heart, West.

::With a roll of his eyes, the teasing is out of the way for now.::

Yeah, yeah. I keep saying that! Cowardice doesn't win battles, let alone wars, and how can I be as great as I always am if the mun isn't even on the same continent as awesome? I can't!

[kartoffelstampfer]

If you want to be greeted differently, don't make people expect you to get in trouble. It's merely a matter of knowing you.

[A shrug. It's not like he worries or something. Not at all. Forever in denial.]

Continental distance... I see.

Still. They got this far. Getting past the remaining reluctance shouldn't be that much of a problem.

[Or so he hopes.]

[garantundkraft]

But I don't get in trouble! Trouble finds me! ::Methinks the nation doth protest too much.:: You think I just go out there looking for messes to get into or something?

::Sigh.::

All else fails, I can always light a fire under their ass... ::That would be the tone of voice that implies actual fires being lit.::

[kartoffelstampfer]

...Right. [Just a mild sigh here.] And no. But it's hard to deny your talent of creating them yourself, brother.

Setting your mundane on fire would only be one example. Hurting them may not have the desired effect anyway. [And he refrains from adding sadly to this. Because sometimes.......]

[garantundkraft]

W-well, it's hardly my fault if sometimes I don't properly anticipate the sheer amount of awesome my plans produce.

Hey, hey, hey! No one said anything about setting the mundane on fire! Just lighting one under his ass! There's a difference. ::Oh, Germany, just let it out. Include that sadly. He would be ever so proud to realise you do sometimes desire to injure your mundane.::

[unalienable]

Do you kiss your brother with that mouth, Prussia?

[ Because rude! Where's the faith, man? ]

[garantundkraft]

::...What the...?::

Amerika...? When did you grow boobs?

::...That doesn't answer her question, Gilbo...::

[unalienable]

Ha!

[ Well, that's sort of a first! No one's ever outright asked her like that before. ]

I guess some time after you lost yours and grew a penis!

[ America grins and can't stop another giggle from escaping her. ]

Chill, okay? We're not from the same, uh, world. Parallel universes and stuff! Kinda like that one Christmas when those cat-eared people showed up. That happened for you too, didn't it? Anyway, where I'm from, most of us have always been women.

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[garantundkraft]

Lost mine? Parallel universes? Cat-eared people?! ::That is several decades after his time, alas. But enjoy the very confused expression on his face for a moment before he figures this out.::

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[garantundkraft]

Oh! You're just trying to confuse me! This is some kinda trick to make me give up important military secrets, isn't it? Well, you're not fooling me, so you better go and undo whatever you did to make you look like this! Kesesese! Like the awesome me could be fooled by such a thing.

[unalienable]

[ All worth it for that look of utter confusion. ]

How is being female supposed to do that?

[ She arches a brow. Just what is he implying?! Well, probably nothing, really, but it's more hilarious to act suspicious, if only because it may annoy him. ]

[garantundkraft]

Well, it's the oldest trick in the book. You send in a cute broad -or someone who looks like one- and have them seduce the important leader type guy. Or get him drunk. Preferably both. Then once he's nice and distracted, you wheedle all the secrets out of him, then BAM! Stab him in the back and flee.

Or, y'know, you just confuse the fuck outta him until he's so weirded out he lets things slip by accident.

Which is what I think you're going for here.

[blitzkriegd]

You're one to speak about cowardice.

[garantundkraft]

Huh, I thought I heard a noise...

Ahh, must just be my imagination, since I can't imagine an Englishman saying such things about the courage of Prussia.

[blitzkriegd]

Ah, so courage is hiding behind a crazy dictator now, is it?

[garantundkraft]

::Gch! That's... that's a low blow...::

Oh, like you're so much better, cowering behind y-y-your st-stuttering king and that upstart America. I think you're just jealous I've got a boss with charisma and vision who just so happened to have been handing your arse to you on a platter.

::...Okay, so he's being a little generous with the praise of said crazy dictator, but. Loyalty. Honour. Respect. All those wonderful virtues. Yep.::

[blitzkriegd]

[ch-charisma? you mean with his oily hair and dumb little mustache? England acts as though he's listening, nodding thoughtfully. he actually wants to punch Prussia in the face when he mocks his King, but words can be sharper than knives, often deadlier]

Of course. How foolish of me. World domination has always been your goal. I suppose it can't be helped wanting to have more power when you don't have any at all. [his eyes narrow]

[garantundkraft]

::Oh no you didn't.

Oh no you didn't.

Oh yes you fucking did. You just went there.

It. is. ON.

fuckarse.::

Oh, is that what you think? I don't have any power at all? Hah! If that's the case, then how is it that when your Prime Minister speaks of the war, he seeks to stamp out Prussia and not Germany, hm? Are you blind? I'm the real power in this war! Me! The awesome me! We wouldn't be even close to where we are today if it weren't for my government and my police force and my everything!

::Okay, so the Preußenschlag is a sore spot for him still. Very sore.::

You think you've got power?

I can't wait to crush you under my heel. I mean, come on, America beat you.

Oh, what was that? What's that got to do with here and now?

Oh yeah.

I fucking trained him.

Because of course I have to~

[si_espana]

...Prusia?

[Watch Spain brighten up at seeing Prussia after so long!]

It's really you!

Eeee~

[garantundkraft]

Of course it's the awesome me, Spanien! Who else would it be?

::Though, he's still a little hazy on this whole fourth wall breaking business of speaking with mundanes, so... he's not entirely certain why Spain is suddenly so happy.::

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[si_espana]

[Spain laughs, shaking his head.]

I don't know, but you're Prusia so I'm right!

[Well, it's been a while since the whole Civil War and while his economy isn't the best right now, he's managing. Better than being sunk in war. He hasn't figured that this Prussia is from another time, too. You know Spain, often oblivious until it's all put up before his face. Give him a bit of time.]

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[garantundkraft]

::You would think the uniform would give him away, but this is Spain. Sometimes, he is painfully oblivious to what goes on around him...::

It's been a little while, huh? Ahhhh, well, I'm sure West and the boss won't get upset if I talk to you! Not like we're enemies, right?

::Neutrality is what it is, after all, and the last time he bothered to check he was pretty sure that's where Spain fell in all this. Of course... it's been a while since he's thought of the goings on in Western Europe. Something about the eastern front...::

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[si_espana]

[Exactly. Besides, he's just happy to see a Prussia around. It's kind of second priority on when he's from.]

Hm? Enemies? [He tilts his head curiously. Enemies?]

[garantundkraft]

::Really, it is one of Spain's more loveable qualities, so....::

Ja! You know, enemies. Like me an' England or one of England's brats or Russia. Pay attention; geez.