[Canon is X-Statix] [Game is Trans9]

[look_ma_no_arms]

Okay, look. Before you take me anywhere we've got to sit down and have a major talk about how this is going to go.

First, I need my suit. Showing up naked on a spaceship won't work because I will literally disintegrate into a bunch of jumped-up molecules that don't talk to each other long enough to form a brainwave. I know you like to challenge yourself, honey, but trust me: you do not want to play a mass of thoughtless particles. You will be bored out of your skull. And I'll be effectively dead.

Second, what's all this talk about nerfing me? Teleporting is kind of what I do. It's why I got hired, besides the fact that I look amazing in a dress and someone needed to fill the gaping void in certain people's hearts. It's part of who I am. I know you said no one's taking all my powers away, but jeez, what's a girl got to do to feel good about herself these days?

Comments

[i_have_arrived]

...well, I'd make the "aren't you just a ray of sunshine" comment, but given the whole 'made of energy' thing, it'd probably be in bad taste.

[look_ma_no_arms]

Oh honey, I could be a lot bitchier than this. And you should see the people I work with!

More like ray of somethingsomethingidon'tknowwhateversomething.

[i_have_arrived]

[...wait, Momo's trying to grasp being called 'honey'.]

[Probably best to not dwell on it.]

Heh! I'd wager I've seen a lot worse, firsthand.

[look_ma_no_arms]

I bet you have. You certainly look it. [She winks.]

[i_have_arrived]

Ehhh? What's that's supposed to mean?

That damn nosy woman didn't permanently scar my face all those times she punched me, did she?! [He's totally feeling his face now to make sure.]

[look_ma_no_arms]

Well, unless the big red get-ups for show, but it looks combat ready.

Your face is fine. Except, wait, you have spinach in your teeth.

[i_have_arrived]

No, no, this is my body, not some kinda suit or somethin'.

I do? [Momo tries to dig around his teeth with a finger before he realizes something.] Wait, I haven't eaten any spinach!

[look_ma_no_arms]

Oh, well. I guess red's a pretty safe color for a permanent outfit. [Venus winks her coyest wink.]

[And then giggles.] Made you look.

[i_have_arrived]

Tcchhhhh--! You... [Mutter mutter.]

Wasn't my choice, but I like it.