[Canon is X-Statix] [Game is Trans9]

[look_ma_no_arms]

Okay, look. Before you take me anywhere we've got to sit down and have a major talk about how this is going to go.

First, I need my suit. Showing up naked on a spaceship won't work because I will literally disintegrate into a bunch of jumped-up molecules that don't talk to each other long enough to form a brainwave. I know you like to challenge yourself, honey, but trust me: you do not want to play a mass of thoughtless particles. You will be bored out of your skull. And I'll be effectively dead.

Second, what's all this talk about nerfing me? Teleporting is kind of what I do. It's why I got hired, besides the fact that I look amazing in a dress and someone needed to fill the gaping void in certain people's hearts. It's part of who I am. I know you said no one's taking all my powers away, but jeez, what's a girl got to do to feel good about herself these days?

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[soulinherfists]

Wait... what? What the heck are you?

[look_ma_no_arms]

Way to start a conversation.

I'm a superhero. I'm also a being made of living energy that needs cute outfits to survive. Literally.

[soulinherfists]

I just ain't met anyone who dissolves before. Is there any way to put you back together if that happens?

[look_ma_no_arms]

You have to get me back in the suit. But you'd probably rather not be around me, since I have a tendency to explode things.

I used to be human, you know! Just like you. Or probably just like you. You are human, right?

[soulinherfists]

Well I'd just have to be quick, wouldn't I?

Yup! Human as the day is long. So what happened to you?

[look_ma_no_arms]

Ain't no one that quick, honey.

I blew up. And now I'm like this. It's a long story.

[soulinherfists]

You just haven't met me yet.

I guess it'd have to be. You left out the bit about becomin' a superhero.

[look_ma_no_arms]

I can't help but admire your guts. I'll try not to go nude around you, alright? I'd rather you not go sky high.

I auditioned.

[soulinherfists]

Well if it ever happens, I'll be able to handle it.

Oh yeah, is that so?

[look_ma_no_arms]

Well, I mean, it's not how all superheroes do it, but I couldn't cut it with the X-Men so X-Statix was pretty much my best shot! They needed someone else to fill the sexy spot, since the other girl on the team is dead.