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[dicey]

This event is pretty lame, 8ut at least everyone is getting a valua8le lesson out of it.


I am fucking adora8le as a kitten.

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[elegant_clown]

oH hEy MoThErFuCkInG sPiDeR wItH tItS i WaS lOoKiNg FoR yOu

[dicey]

Oh hey, uh........ girl Gamzee???????? ::::\ That's new, I guess!

[someone has not been initiated into the world of sex-/gender-swaps]

[elegant_clown]

I
uHhHhH hEaRd YoU hUrT gAmZeE bRo'S tAv BrO
WaS tHaT rEaLlY mOtHeRfUcKiNg YoU?

[dicey]

Man, that was sweeps ago! Can't anyone just let it go?

[elegant_clown]

FuCk
Im OnLy SaYiNg ThIs So I kEeP mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg ChIlL gOiNg
If YoU dOnT mOtHeRfUcKiNg ToUcH mY fRiEnDs AgAiN
AnD tHaT mEaNs No ToUcHiNg ThEiR mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiNdS
We CaN tRy To Be CoOl

[dicey]

Hahahahaha. You're a little 8it more 8old than the Gamzee I know!

[elegant_clown]

YeAh GaM bRo AnD i HaVe SoMe MoThErFuCkInG mInOr DiFfErEnCeS
BuT iM aLsO jUsT wIlLiNg To AvOiD gAmZeE bRo'S aNd My FrIeNdS gEtTiNg HuRt
No NeEd To FuCkInG bAsH yOuR hEaD iN iF yOuRe GoOd To TaV bRo AnD mY tAv SiS

[dicey]

So w8, if you're a girl and Tavros is a girl, does that mean I'm a 8oy in your universe?

[elegant_clown]

YeAh EvErYoNe'S gEnDeR iS mOtHeRfUcKiNg FlIpPeD fRoM yOuR uNiVeRsE iN mInE
InClUdInG oUr CaReTaKeRs, aNcEsToRs AnD tHe HuMaNs.

[tendtoenunciate]

A Kitten
Really
Ive Been A Lot Of Things
Six Sweeps And In An Asylum
Seven Sweeps And A Rainbow Drinker On An Alien Planet
Nine Sweeps And Engaged In Cohabitation With You
But Never A Kitten
Tell Me What Its Like

if you have that same journal on LJ I have loved your Kanaya for ages jsyk

[dicey]

Uhhhhhhhh. It's pretty hard to explain, you know! 8asically I'm really tiny and keep getting the urge to pounce on stuff. And Nepeta won't leave me alone.

Coha8it8ion? Really?

I do have the same journal and ////////

[tendtoenunciate]

Ah
I See

And Well
Yes
In That Universe We Are
It Is The Sort Of Thing Youd Expect Out Of A
Matespritship
At Nine Solar Sweeps
Isnt It

I loved your stuff on anoncomm XD

[dicey]

I don't know! I never really thought a8out it. Living with any other troll still seems kind of weird to me, 8ut we're not on Alternia anymore. I'm already kind of getting used to how other species do stuff.

So I guess you're not pissed at me anymore! At the other me, I guess I mean.

ASDFJKL I CANNOT BELIEVE ANYONE LIKED THAT... <33333333

[tendtoenunciate]

Yeah Its
We Worked Out Our Differences After That Punch
Thats Where The Universes Divergence Started

But I Mean Im Not Actively Mad At You You Either Anymore Really
Its Been Long Enough Since Ive Seen You In Any Context Where Wed Meet That Id Be More Excited At The Reunion Than Anything Else

LOL TRUST ME A LOT OF PEOPLE LOVED IT

[dicey]

I don't even know a8out that stuff in my game, 8ut another Kanaya and I had a long talk and I. Found some stuff out. 8luh.

So what am I like when I'm 9? ::::)

BUT I WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO THAT KARKAT... my heart still yearns for him

[tendtoenunciate]

Hm
Well
Im A Drinker And Youre God Tier
We Live On Earth Due To Shenanigans
And Youve Only Been On Earth About One Of Their Years To My Three
So The Whole
You Were Kind Of Forced To Try To Stop Emulating Mindfang
Realizing The Immorality Of The Murder And Manipulating And Slave Treatment And So On
But You Cant Really Let Go
You And Terezi Still FLARP On The Weekends
Despite The Lack Of Lusus Feeding It Is Kind Of A Problem

anonkat lives on in our hearts ;; everyone was amazing in those threads, really

[dicey]

Hahaha, of course I still think FLARP is awesome. It's way too cool to give up!

I don't even know what I think a8out Mindfang anymore. She was amazing and awesome and she'd 8e the person to emul8 if I were still on Alternia, 8ut where I am now, I don't know if there's really any place for her! Or for trying to 8e like her.

[troll_mary]

I Hope You Are Better Prepared If This Happens Again
Hopefully It Does Not Come To That However Your Inability To Face Her Only Urges Her On

[dicey]

What do you mean, my ina8ility to face her? I'd totally face her! You have no idea!!!!!!!!

[troll_mary]

Yet You Waffled Around When She First Showed Her Interest In My Descendant
While Adoring Your Ancestor Is Part Of Our Culture You Must Step Out Of Her Shadow To Protect What It Is You Hold Dear

[dicey]

I did not! I offered her humans and high8loods!

[troll_mary]

You Tried To Divert Her Attention In A Pathetic Attempt At Manipulation.
Why Do You Think She Is So Focused On This Other Than Her Obvious Physical Attraction To Me?

[dicey]

It wasn't pathetic.

[troll_mary]

If You Are As Amazing As You Claim Then You Should Of Claimed Kanaya As Yours.
Your Inability To Stand Up To Her Makes You Her Fly Instead Of The Spider.

[dicey]

If I'd said she was mine, Mindfang would have just wanted her even more!