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[cranky_jedi]

If it wasn't bad enough that Revan came a dragged me out of the Shadowlands, now you come along and have to harass an old Jedi!

[You went with Revan, remember Jolee?]

Dammit, don't act like my memory isn't faulty, it isn't! She had a hell of a destiny about her, I wasn't about to sit on my duff on a planet with trees I've stared for longer than you've even been alive.

I don't think you understand just how boring that can get. Of course, maybe you do. You youngsters can't sit still for more than ten minutes, let alone staying on the same planet for years. Oh the stories I could tell you but you're young and don't want to listen to an old man like me go on.

Now shoo!

Comments

I CAN HAS JOLEE PLEASE

[mistakencoward]

....I think m-my Mun just s-screamed so high s-she broke a glass....

o__o He's so fresh though

[cranky_jedi]

Did she now? Quite a pair of lungs on her then, better than an Shyrack I'd say and those make some dreadful sounds.

I don't care! :D I want!

[mistakencoward]

I... I think s-she's just really h-happy to see you.

S-She says you're o-one of her f-favorite characters from one of her favorite g-games. S-So I guess I understand, but it hurt...

I have to practice more so maybe you can have him? :3

[cranky_jedi]

Well, it's nice to have someone being glad to see me. Why she'd be happy to see an old man like me though is beyond me. Then again, a lot of things are beyond me so I should be used to it by now.

At least you can still hear so nothing was damaged too badly.

I am here to serve!

[mistakencoward]

Y-Yeah, I'm u-used to it.

[Awkward pause.]

...S-So. That... Force t-thing...

[You are such a great conversationalist, Azzy.]

8D

[cranky_jedi]

So she's always that excitable? [Guess I better not mention that HK--47 is around with Jolee.]

The Force? What about it?

no you should not have mentioned that WHERE

[mistakencoward]

[He wrings his hands a little, looking like some little kid with his hand caught in the cookie jar.]

H-How do you u-use it?

I haven't posted with him yet but...

[cranky_jedi]

It takes a lot of training, many years of it, with the Masters if you're Force Sensitive.

eee HK. <3

[mistakencoward]

...Oh. I s-see...

[He looks about as miserable and downcast as you can get.]

T-Thank you for t-telling me.

<333

[cranky_jedi]

Now, don't be glum about it. The Force swirls around every living being, even an old hermit like me can sense that. But it takes a Master to accept anyone for training. And I never made it beyond the rank of Padawan.

[mistakencoward]

I... was just h-hoping...

N-Nevermind. I-it's stupid. W-What can you do with it?

[Quick subject change, go!]

[cranky_jedi]

You're hoping you could train as a Jedi, I'm guessing?

Plenty of things! Heal, move faster, throw Lightsabers, break droids, choke people and plenty more. Now, not all of that is good, as I'm sure you noticed. Some of those powers are frowned on by the Jedi Council as Dark Side powers.

... here he is

[damn_meatbags]

Greeting: Hello, tiny meatbag.

[Oh, HK desperately wishes he could blast his mun.]

[mistakencoward]

[AJHDSKJSD WHOA JUMPY ROBOT PANIC.

Unfortunately, when Azrael panics in a place like this --]

[mistakencoward]

[ -- things happen.

Hi, HK, have a sword pointed at you.]

Don't do that.

[damn_meatbags]

Query: Don't do what?

[mistakencoward]

Sneak up on me like that.

[damn_meatbags]

Statement: Oh, for shame. I forgot how frail meatbag hearts can be.

[mistakencoward]

I'm hardly a "meatbag," considering I'm made of data.

[He's just gonna balance his sword on his shoulder here.]

[damn_meatbags]

Skeptical Query: Made of data?

[prodigalknight]

Having trouble with your mun, old friend?

[cranky_jedi]

Is it that obvious? She's a stubborn thing. Reminds me of you.

[prodigalknight]

Careful. She might force those legs of yours on another quest before you know it.

[cranky_jedi]

I'll dance with a tarentatek before I go on another quest. Dammit, I'm old! Aren't I allowed to retire?

[prodigalknight]

[She just laughs.]

That would be up to you. The force never rests, after all. I know I still have a lot ahead of me...

[cranky_jedi]

Oh yes, the Force swirls all about you. And we all know it's a great destiny awaiting you, being Revan after all.

Look at the old Masters though, how often do you seem them in combat. I deserve a good long rest.

/couldn't resist

[mistakencoward]

[What no Mun what are you doing he doesn't want to

....

waves awkwardly]

[prodigalknight]

[Have a wave back.]

Hello. I don't think we've met. Which planet has that fashion.

[mistakencoward]

Earth. It's a strange p-place.

N-No. H-Hello.

[sandwormie]

[Ah, man... I had a Juhani account on LJ, but since I lost her voice I never made one here.]

[Anyway. Something destiny swirling Force?]

I've been on the same planet for years. I wish it had trees.

[cranky_jedi]

[That's alright, it's nice to know KotOR is known :3]

What rock is it you've been stuck on?

[sandwormie]

[It's a good game.]

Tatooine. You have no idea how boring it is. I've read about Kashyyk, it has that whole layered deathtrap thing with all those different ecosystems! Slavering horrors you can find on one level that you can't find everywhere else! Tatooine has, like... four. Total. And they're all pretty much the same.

[hippie_shifter]

"Maybe the mun thinks you're a very wise man and that wisdom's gonna be necessary."