re: feels and reserving at prolecto tonight.

[motherfuckers]

I WaS JuSt uP AnD GeTtIn mY WoNdEr iF LiKe yOu'rE GoNnA QuIt aLl tHiS NeRvOuS ShAkInG AnD ShIt yOu'rE DoIn, GiRl.
LiKe fUuUuCk iF We aLl hAd tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN ScArEdY CaT TeRrOrS YoU Up aNd gOt wEd bE LiKe lIvInG LiFe wItH QuAkIn kNeEs aNd mOtHeRfUcKiN HaIr uP On eNd aLl tHe dAmN TiMe.
ChIiIlLlLl iT OuT. sHaKe iT LoOsE.

UuUhHh i dOnT RiGhTlY ThInK TaLkIn aBoUt mY PeRsOnAl bIzNaStY StUfF Up hErE Is aLl tHaT GoOd oF An iDeA.
BuT I GoT ThIs wIcKeD SmIlE I CaN'T ShIfT So i gUeSs wE'Re sQuArE On wHaT YoU GoT PlAnNeD.
I'M DoWn wItH It, ChIcA. iT'S AlL GoOd.

AhAhAh fUcK.
ExCiTiN StUfF ThIs rIgHt hErE.

UuUhH WhAt aBoUt sHaKiN OfF ThIs wHiMsIcAl tYpIn i gOt?
uhhh i guess maybe that could be a thing if some motherfucker up and wants it :o(.

Comments

[motherfuckers]

HeS GoT A LoT Of fEeLiNgS I GuEsS ThAt hE CaN'T Be eXpReSsIn uNlEsS He's gOt tHe cApSlOcK BuTtOn pReSsEd dOwN.
:o)


AhAhAhAh

DiD I Up aNd dO SoMeThIn fUnNy?

[alphaing]

nah laughing at myself mainly
whats got you putting the cheshire cat out of a job

[motherfuckers]

HaHaHaHaHaAhAh.

Oh fUcK ThIs iS LiKe
EmBaRrAsSiNg i gUeSs.

I GoT My eXcItE On aBoUt hOw yOu'rE GoNnA Be mAkIn mE BrEaKfAsT EvErY DaY, bRoThEr.
LiKe tHaT'S A ThInG I'Ll bE Up aNd pUtTiN On pApEr.
StRiDeR MaKeS PaNcAkEs eVeRy mOrNiN.
He dOn't gEt nO PiZzA UnLeSs tHeReS SoMe mOtHeRfUcKiN PaNcAkEs rEaDy.
GoEs dRy oN ThE BeEr bEcAuSe fUcK, sHoUlD HaVe pAiD AtTeNtIoN To gAmZeEs lEgIt hOuSe rUlEs.

ThE FuCk dO YoU ThInK Im sMiLiN AbOuT MoThErFuCkEr.
:o)
HoNk.

[alphaing]

im gonna get you so fat

[motherfuckers]

ThOsE ArE WoRdS I LoVe tO MoThErFuCkIn hEaR.
;o)

[alphaing]

ahahaha
shit
nursing the same feels like a high heeled ho in a button down over the doctors desk
diagnosing you with some serious conditions here listen up
couch grinding will break your hip if youre not careful

[motherfuckers]

BuT DoCtOr mY HiPs aLl gOt tHiS SwEeT AtTrAcTiOn tO SoMe oThEr hIpS.
CaNt sToP WhEn tHeY SeEm tHeM.
ItS AlL MoTeHrFuCkIn dAnGeRoUs.

I'M CaLlIn iT.
WeRe gOnNa nEeD A NeW CoUcH.

[alphaing]

i see
prescribing one new couch and a solid month of pelvic action to strengthen those suckers

you want to do this
live together properly
me and you might have to start from scratch

[motherfuckers]

BeTtEr mAkE SuRe i tAkE My mEdIcInE BrO.


YeAh i kNoW.
I ThInK We'lL Be gOoD.
I MeAn lIkE A MoThErFuCkIn aDvEnTuRe fRoM A To b oR WhAtEvEr.
DeStInAtIoN DoN'T ReAlLy mAtTeR.

We'rE GoOd aS BrOs aNyWaY YoU KnOw?
EvEn iF ItS LiKe a bLaNk mOtHeRfUcKiN SlAtE Im nOt tHe kInD Of dOuChEbAg tO Up aNd lEaVe yOu wHeN YoU NeEd sOmEoNe, :o(.

[alphaing]

yeah look
about that whole thing
bunches of assholes careen around this place like wildebeast after simba pretty much 24/7
im the juicy little cub sandwich and theyre not stopping until their hooves are all mangled in my business you get me
lets keep that other stuff on the down-low

[motherfuckers]

ShIt i hAd nO MoThErFuCkIn iDeA YoU WeRe tHe lIoN KiNg.

[alphaing]

im not saying it to be a dick
its not like i give a shit if they know
just what theyre going to say if they do

[motherfuckers]

It's aIgHt.
I GoT My uNdErStAnD On.

[alphaing]

its just a hassle to deal with

[motherfuckers]

NaAaHh i kNoW.
MoUtH Is sHuT FiGuRaTiVeLy sPeAkIn.

[alphaing]

miss you

[motherfuckers]

MiSs yOu tOo.

[alphaing]

honk

[motherfuckers]

AwWhHh fUcK YoU StOlE My hOnK.
:o)

[alphaing]

shiiiiit that must mean youve got a convenient excuse to get it back

[motherfuckers]

MoThErFuCkEr dOn't yOu kNoW ItS AgAiNsT ThE LaW To sTeAl a bRoThErS HoNkS.
GoNnA HaVe tO LoCk yOu uP.

[alphaing]

looks at all these bad boys ive got stored up in here
how did you type the first time we spoke again
oh yeah

SOMETHING LIKE THIS WASNT IT
only it wasnt you it was
SOMEONE ELSE
the other you

Or ShOuLd I gEt My MaKarA AlL uP aNd JeAlOuS oF tHiS cRaZyAsS quIrK i AlSo SnAGgEd FrOm ThE fEdS
HoNk HoNk HoNk
honk
HONK

wow it takes serious effort to pull off that shit
i just spent like twice the amount of time trying to get that right
thats never happening again
ive got an actual life to lead
have an emmy

[motherfuckers]

hahaha
two can play that game motherfucker look at all these fucks im up and not givin

HaHaH FuCk
Im sOrRy bRoThEr bUt i'm jUsT GoNnA HaVe tO GeT My vIsIt oN NoW AnD LaY ThE LaW DoWn.
GoTtA TeAcH YoU A ReAl gOoD LeSsOn aBoUt sTeAlIn oThEr pEoPlEs sHiT.
:o)

[alphaing]

you say that like youve got the speed or strength to do shit to me
ill take all your stuff and lock the door
too late its mine now

[motherfuckers]

MoThErFuCkEr tHaT Up aNd sOuNdS LiKe
a motherfuckin
CHALLENGE.