re: feels and reserving at prolecto tonight.

[motherfuckers]

I WaS JuSt uP AnD GeTtIn mY WoNdEr iF LiKe yOu'rE GoNnA QuIt aLl tHiS NeRvOuS ShAkInG AnD ShIt yOu'rE DoIn, GiRl.
LiKe fUuUuCk iF We aLl hAd tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN ScArEdY CaT TeRrOrS YoU Up aNd gOt wEd bE LiKe lIvInG LiFe wItH QuAkIn kNeEs aNd mOtHeRfUcKiN HaIr uP On eNd aLl tHe dAmN TiMe.
ChIiIlLlLl iT OuT. sHaKe iT LoOsE.

UuUhHh i dOnT RiGhTlY ThInK TaLkIn aBoUt mY PeRsOnAl bIzNaStY StUfF Up hErE Is aLl tHaT GoOd oF An iDeA.
BuT I GoT ThIs wIcKeD SmIlE I CaN'T ShIfT So i gUeSs wE'Re sQuArE On wHaT YoU GoT PlAnNeD.
I'M DoWn wItH It, ChIcA. iT'S AlL GoOd.

AhAhAh fUcK.
ExCiTiN StUfF ThIs rIgHt hErE.

UuUhH WhAt aBoUt sHaKiN OfF ThIs wHiMsIcAl tYpIn i gOt?
uhhh i guess maybe that could be a thing if some motherfucker up and wants it :o(.

Comments

♥♥♥♥♥!!!

[motherfuckers]

I Up aNd hEaRd aBoUt mE WiTh tHe sKiN LiKe aSh aNd tHe hOrNs.
AnD I WaS LiKe fUuUuCk tHaT'S PrEtTy mOtHeRfUcKiN CoOl.
BuT ShIt tHiS Is lIkE AlL KiNdS Of cOoLeR LiKe fUcK NeVeR ThOuGhT Id eVeR Be a gIrL.

AUs Unite! you can poke me on Aim if you want, I'm malkuthsoldier

[elegant_clown]

AnD i NeVeR uP aNd ThOuGhT i WoUlD bE a HuMaN bRo.
MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS bRo
It DeFiNiTeLy AlL hElPs WiTh My LoNeLiNeSs ShIt To SeE bRoS tHaT lOoK lIkE mE
BuT i StIlL aLl Up AnD mIsS mY mOiRaIl AnD tAv SiS :o(

yesss i shall do that when i log on next u//v//u

[motherfuckers]

FuCk i hAvE No iDeA WhAt tHe fUcK A MoIrAiL Is.
BuT ThAt's sAd aS FuCk cHiCa :O(.
ThEy gOtTa bE ArOuNd hErE SoMeWhErE.

yay! <3

[elegant_clown]

Oh RiGhT hUmAnS dOnT hAvE tHaT eXaCtLy
ItS lIkE a MoThErFuCkInG bEsT fRiEnD bUt YoU cAn DePeNd On EaChOtHeR nO mAtTeR wHaT tHe FuCk HaPpEnS.

:3 :3

[motherfuckers]

:o)
AwWh yEaH I GoT Me oNe oF ThOsE I GuEsS.
KaR'S A CrAnKy lItTlE MoThErFuCkEr bUt hEs lEgIt aS FuCk.

[elegant_clown]

MoThErFuCk :o)
TrOlL kAr SiS iS aLl Up AnD bEiNg My MoIrAiL.

[motherfuckers]

MuSt bE ThE UnIvErSaL LaW ThAt tHaT LiTtLe mOtHeRfUcKeR Is uP AnD StUcK WiTh mE
YoU
Us.
:o)

[elegant_clown]

I gUeSs So AnD iT lOoKs LiKe DaVe Is A mOtHeRfUcKiNg CoNsTaNt In OuR lIvEs ToO
BuT i LiKe My DaVe WiTh TiTs BeTtEr ;o)

[motherfuckers]

HaHaHhA






FuCk dOeS DaVe wItH TiTs eXiSt?

[elegant_clown]

FuCk YeAh MaN
ShE iS mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg SeXy KiSmEsIs.
Oh UhHhHh tHaT iS hArDeR tO eXpLaIn To A hUmAn
I gUeSs YoUd CaLl It A mOtHeRfUcKiNg RiVaL wItH bEnEfItS

[motherfuckers]

SoUnDs kInD Of hArDcOrE ChIcA.
HaHaHaH FuCk lIkE I KnOw a sTrIdEr aNd hE'S LiKe aLl kInDs oF PuT ThE FuCk oFf tRoLl mE I GuEsS.
BuT We'rE CoOl.

[elegant_clown]

YeAh I gUeSs WiTh YoU mOtHeRfUcKeRs BeInG tHe SaMe SpEcIeS yOu DiDnT aLl Up AnD tRoLl DaVe AnD hIs BuDs LiKe We DiD
fUcK dOeS sGrUb EvEn ExIsT iN yOuR wOrLd?

[motherfuckers]

NaAaHhHh aIn't nO GaMe hErE.
StRiDeR TaLkS AbOuT It tHoUgH. lIkE He aIn't rEaLlY FrOm mY WoRlD BuT ThIs fOuRtH BiZnAsTy iS CoMpLiCaTeD As fUcK.
He tHiNkS TrOlL Me uP AnD HaTeS HiM Or sOmE OtHeR ThInG.
:o(

[elegant_clown]

WeLl We KiNd Of MoThErFuCkInG dO.
BuT iTs A nAtUrAl TrOlL tHiNg As MuCh As MoThErFuCkInG lOvE iS.
So hE's StIlL aLl Up AnD mOtHeRfUcKiNg ImPoRtAnT tO mE aNd TrOlL gAmZeE bRo

[motherfuckers]

............................ uUuUuH.
I GuEsS WhAtEvEr wOrKs fOr yOu, GiRl.

[elegant_clown]

YeAh I kNoW iTs MoThErFuCkInG wEiRd FoR hUmAnS
BuT tRoLlS wItH a CoMpLeTe AmOuNt Of PaRtNeRs HaS tWo SeXuAl PaRtNeRs AnD tHeN tWo OtHeR lIfE pArTnErS

[motherfuckers]

YoU KnOw wHaT GiRl.
I CoUlD GeT BeHiNd tHaT MaYbE.
I DoN'T KnOw iF I CoUlD Up aNd hAtE SoMeOnE ThOuGh, LiKe sHiT'S ExHaUsTiNg.
SoUnDs lEgIt tHoUgH I GuEsS.

[elegant_clown]

JuSt Do WhAt AlL uP aNd FeElS nAtUrAl.
So Do YoU hAvE a MotHeRfUcKiNg TaV bRo In YoUr UnIvErSe?

[motherfuckers]

FuUuUcK YeS.
ThAt cUtE LiTtLe fUcKeR Is mY FaVoRiTe bRo.
:o)

[elegant_clown]

GuEsS wErE aLl Up AnD mOtHeRfUcKiNg ThE sAmE
ThAt CuTe FuCkEr WoUlD aLl Up AnD bE aN eXaMpLe Of A mAtEsPrIt If I cOuLd TeLl HeR tHaT i FeEl ThAt WaY

[motherfuckers]

YoU GoTtA LeT ThAt lItTlE ChIcA KnOw, GiRl.
LoVe iS A MoThErFuCkIn mIrAcLe.

[elegant_clown]

Of CoUrSe
JuSt DoNt WaNt To Up AnD rUiN a BeAuTiFuL tHiNg If ShE iSnT iNtErEsTeD

[motherfuckers]

TaVbRoS ChIlL.
SuRe sHe wOn't uP AnD DiTcH YoU Or nOtHiN :o(