Pairing preferences

[neverwantedthethrone]

No. I do not like any of the pairings you seem so set on laying out for me. Stop while you/re  ahead or I will take drastic actions!

Frostiron is not a clever shipping name at all. Nor is Thorki.

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[lokiofasgard]

My unending condolences, friend.

[neverwantedthethrone]

Likewise, my fellow Loki.

[lokiofasgard]

At least you glean twice the pity you otherwise would; at least my mun only favours this... this "thorki". Eugh. [ 'tis difficult to hide a vague shudder. ]

Getting lumbered with that Stark, too, and they expect not to be met with bloodshed?

[neverwantedthethrone]

[He shares his fellow Loki's disgust at their mun's choice of pairings]

I honestly don't know which is worse.

[lokiofasgard]

I'd rather not be bundled with either-- nor anyone for that matter.

Often, I wonder why they see fit to enforce such vile designs. [ He scoffs, knotting his arms. ]

[neverwantedthethrone]

My thoughts exactly. Why should we have to be paired with anyone at all? Although I suppose there are worse pairings out there.

It could always be worse. She could pair with with that green beast.

[lokiofasgard]

The promise of fabricated "healing" and "redemption" glimmer in her eye brighter than any sun I've seen. 'Tis such a silly fallacy, and yet she lives and breathes it.

She was once faced with throwing me with that Natasha woman. Thankfully, she refrained. [ He gives a roll of his eyes. ] Thor, however... oh, she will snap her back into shards to see that happen.

I see no sense in it; in any of it.

[neverwantedthethrone]

Oh yes, my mun shares the exact same pattern.

[He sighs and shakes his head]

Only with the added horror of Tony Stark. She just throws me at all of them. It's embarrassing.

[lokiofasgard]

I suppose I ought to be somewhat thankful in that respect. Mine blindly throws me in with my own begrudged kin.

[ A vague look of disgust reemerges upon his face. ]

She seems to disregard the others as I naturally would... well, at least she has that facet of me right.

[odinsonthor]

Shipping? Thorki? Frostiron?

These names do concern I brother.

[neverwantedthethrone]

They should. I'm not some Asgardian whore to be shifted about.

[odinsonthor]

[Laughs at the Asgardian whore comment]

So it would seem, however I do not understand as to why any would make up such odd ideals.

[neverwantedthethrone]

Neither do I. Muns are very strange creatures.

[olympic_lion]

Oh, come. 'Thorki' is just awkwardly amusing enough to be charming, much like the youngling mortals and their 'Snarry.'

And while I know not what this 'Frostiron' business is, somehow I keep imagining a romance between an Iron Giant and a jotun maid. It's an... interesting relationship, to say the least.

[neverwantedthethrone]

It isn't amusing at all. Not to me.

[olympic_lion]

Trickster, trickster, how much more fun your life would be did you learn to laugh at yourself along with everyone else! There's no need to get all grim and serious about mundanes making you seem as indiscriminately horny as your helm suggests.

Look at me, do you think I flinch at 'Hercstar?' Or 'Hercthena' (who is my SISTER) or 'Chocules?' I've been shipped with Volstagg, and not gone sniveling about it.

[Admittedly, this is in part because Volstagg always knows where the beer and vittles are.]

[hotredhero]

That sounds like something that would leave a mark, actually.

[neverwantedthethrone]

[Have a scoff]

You're jesting, Stark?

[hotredhero]

Well, you weren't, so I thought I'd pick up the slack. You don't want to go too easy on them. They might get used to it.

[neverwantedthethrone]

I am not going easy on my mun. She knows very well my thoughts and opinions on this sort of matter. She just chooses to ignore them.

[hotredhero]

Yeah, they seem to be good at that. At least she has good taste.

[neverwantedthethrone]

In you?

[He arches a brow and then scoffs]

Hardly. I don't even see what makes you so special.

[hotredhero]

Of course you don't. You seem to be good at completely missing the obvious.

I mean, first you instigate the Hulk--which, really, that was never going to work out in your favor--and then you forgot about the rest of the Avengers. I can't help it if your mun pays more attention than you.

[Yes, he is just teasing for amusement now.]

[neverwantedthethrone]

I didn't instigate the beast, I tried to intimidate him!

[There's a rather big difference actually]

I only pay attention to the details that matter.

[Ooooh Loki 1, Tony 1]

[hotredhero]

Yeah, well, I guess you got what you wanted: an angry Hulk. Not as fun as you thought it'd be, huh?

[And he folds his arms. Really, Loki, you don't make this sound much better.]

Do those details include how you lost with an army on your side? Because that's a pretty important detail.

[neverwantedthethrone]

Not at all.

[There's a slight twinge to his voice when he recalls that horrible thrashing he'd gotten. Stubborn, vile beast!]

Clearly the Chitauri boasted far too much about their fighting skills and the numbers of their army.

[Nope. Not taking the blame. He's much too stubborn and twisted to see how any of that was actually his fault]

[getinline]

I don't know. I'm kinda fond of 'Thorki' myself.