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[therealsuperman]

I don't care that I wasn't in the movie. Do I look like I care? I don't care.

I was having a massive party at my fortress of solitude and I think we all know who wasn't invited. That's right. Batman wasn't invited. So he was being lame over in Gotham while I- while I was having the best time ever. Without Batman.

Pffff why would I be jealous?

Comments

[fasterthansound]

I don't know, Bruce does like to throw those lavish parties at his mansion.

[therealsuperman]

Wait- Bruce? As in billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne?

Batman knows Bruce Wayne?!

[facilitating]

....Clark? Clark Kent. [But it's said more as a confirmation--this is just plain too weird not to be true.]

[therealsuperman]

[Damn it! Does everyone known his secret identity?]

What? No. No! I'm Superman- you see the cape and- and the superhero outfit? Clark doesn't wear these. He wear normal clothes. Like. Shirt and things.


And glasses. I don't wear glasses.

[facilitating]

Right, right, normal clothes. Like button-ups in convenient primary colors. And plaid. [Totally playing along. Kind of.]

[therealsuperman]

Yes! Exactly! The guy- the guy loves plaid. He should marry it, he loves it so much. [Hahahaha this laugh is totally not forced. Nope. No sirree.]


Do I- I mean. Does Clark know you? [wait that's still wrong-] Do you know Clark!?

[facilitating]

Kind of. We've been best friends since seventh grade.

The one from back home, anyway. Then again, that particular brand of Kent also still goes by 'the Red-Blue Blur'.

[therealsuperman]

Well, that's weird because I've known Clark for waaaay longer than that and I've never even heard of you.

[Ha! Take that strange woman. Can't slide anything past Superman]

[inmateincharge]

Well, of course you wouldn't invite Bats! He's such a downer. Last time I invited him to one of my parties, he beat up all of the other guests! [On the plus side, he got an Achievement from it!]

[therealsuperman]

Exactly! No one even wants him around because he's such a loser. That's another reason I should be everyone's favorite hero and not him.

[And why doesn't superman have an awesome game with achievements!?]

[waitahotsecond]

...Hey you had a party and you didn't invite me? I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!

[therealsuperman]

Ohhh- yeah. Sorry about that. Uh- I think Batman blew up the owl with your invitation. He thought it was a spy bird or something.

[waitahotsecond]

[Harry is going to pout just a little and fold his arms across his chest]

Damn that Batman! Who does he think he is? I mean, he's not even the best superhero. And his sidekick, Robin? Robin sucks, man. You on the other hand, you're totally awesome.

[therealsuperman]

Damn right they suck! In fact, they-




Wait, you- you really think that? [touching piano chord offstage]