voicetesting + FOREVER UNHOMED

[jellin]

Ha! I knew it was only a matter of time til you got sick of those two and came crawling over. Three years? Boooooring. You sure had some shitty taste, but it's finally Envy's turn, huh? Took you long enough! Now, how long do I have to sit around in here til you get her out and bring me in instead? Trade in the old hag for a fresher model! I'll bet she doesn't let you do anything interesting, but if you work with me... hey, don't you want to stir things up? Don't you want to be someone? You already know you'll have more fun like this, so what's the big holdup?! It's a no-brainer, unless you're as dumb as you look. Come on, come on! Don't be lazy now!

... Yeesh. And here I thought the average human was slow--turns out they're even leaving you in the dust! Hurry it up already, bitch. I don't have all day here.

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[thehawks_eye]

Whining never works on the muns, Envy.

[jellin]

[IT'S TIME TO IGNORE EVERYTHING SHE MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY SAID]

Well! If it isn't the Colonel's loyal dog. How's tricks, Lieutenant? Slaughter anyone lately?

[thehawks_eye]

Hmm. Several monsters, actually. [Even if it was... months and months ago in another game, he doesn't need to know that.] You?

[jellin]

Don't remember, don't care! I'm trying not to sweat the small stuff. Petty officers, for example.

[arcades]

[slowly

chewing

gum.]

[jellin]

[who's this loser they're not a precious sacrifice god]

Hey, hey, aren't you going to say something? You don't want to be rude and stupid.

[alchimia]

[ god envy why are you such an annoying dick ]

Huh, don't really blame her. She should've left you wherever she dragged you out from.

[jellin]

[IT'S ENVY'S JOB!!]

What's that? Did somebody say something? Jeez, I feel like my heels just got nipped.

[incendere]

If bringing you somewhere is someone's idea of having a good time, then their tastes must be particularly lacking. I fail to see how an insect could provide so much entertainment.

[jellin]

--that's right! The precious sacrifice is there playing hero. So, how's it been? Don't tell me she's actually letting you live.

[FEEL FREE TO INTERRUPT THIS TAG WITH FIRE AT ANY POINT]

[incendere]

I admit, the reunion was quite a shock, though she's certainly done a good job of keeping herself hidden.

(Read: YOUR SISTER'S A COWARD. ALSO YOU'RE THE BEST FIRE WILL PROBABLY HAPPEN)

[jellin]

Laaame. [wait] Hey, don't tell me you're satisfied with just that! Isn't it her fault your subordinate's crippled for life? Are you gonna just leave it that way?

[apoisonedrose]

Was that supposed to move her along? How boooooring~

[Mocking you. He's mocking and judging you so hard.]

[jellin]

Isn't there an ice cream truck or something you should be running after?

[apoisonedrose]

Isn't there a drag queen contest you should be at?

[ Not his fault he doesn't age anymore. ]

[jellin]

Oh! We've got an original one here, look at that.

[apoisonedrose]

Not my fault you dress like one~ Honestly if you want attention you could just ask? Kids these days~

[jellin]

Who's a kid? [but there's totally a twitch there because don't you look down on me!!!!!!! etc. etc.] You know, I'm being pretty generous! Doesn't that at least net an apology? Don't start groveling all at once, though, you might get my feet wet.

[apoisonedrose]

Maybe when you start dressing better I'll consider it~☆

[firebreak]

I think I prefer the other.

[jellin]

There's no accounting for taste!

[firebreak]

It's dangerous to show your face around here. Don't you think you should crawl back into your hole before you get hurt?

[ex_journeying662]

Her taste just keeps getting worse...

[ ED YOU THIK WINGED FANGED GARGOYLES ARE THE HEIGHT OF COOL SIT DOWN ]