jellin: (IT'S NOT OVER THERE)
stealth fetus master of douchebags ENVY!! ([personal profile] jellin) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-07-20 10:37 am

voicetesting + FOREVER UNHOMED

Ha! I knew it was only a matter of time til you got sick of those two and came crawling over. Three years? Boooooring. You sure had some shitty taste, but it's finally Envy's turn, huh? Took you long enough! Now, how long do I have to sit around in here til you get her out and bring me in instead? Trade in the old hag for a fresher model! I'll bet she doesn't let you do anything interesting, but if you work with me... hey, don't you want to stir things up? Don't you want to be someone? You already know you'll have more fun like this, so what's the big holdup?! It's a no-brainer, unless you're as dumb as you look. Come on, come on! Don't be lazy now!

... Yeesh. And here I thought the average human was slow--turns out they're even leaving you in the dust! Hurry it up already, bitch. I don't have all day here.

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