possible spoilers under the cut

[bullshitmeter]

Agent Washington's wetting of his bedding was not the first clue as to his unique behavior, Mundane. That he retains a most curious and child-like outlook during his training with the Freelancers could possibly mean that, perhaps, Washington and Epsilon learned their manners from one another.

A perfect, symbiotic bond.


▛ Sheila ▟

Comments

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[agentdork]

[ where does he even begin, oh lawd. ]

I wouldn't go so far as to say it's perfe--

2/2

[agentdork]

Wait.

Wait wait wait wait--

Bedwetting?

[bullshitmeter]

Yes. It is stated within the Freelancer databases.

[agentdork]

That's-- uh, wow.

Why do they even have that in there?

[bullshitmeter]

I do not know. The Director has inputted a large amount of trivial information regarding the Freelancers.

[agentdork]

[ He's not even sure he wants to ask, but-- ]

Uh.

You mind telling me what's in there on me?

[ You know, for science. Or something. ]

[bullshitmeter]

I am sorry, but I am not at liberty to reveal such information without the Director's consent.

[agentdork]

Wait, what? You can't reveal my own files to me? But you can tell everyone that Wash wets the bed?

[ Bogus. :| ]

[bullshitmeter]

Agent Washington's bedwetting is already common knowledge.