most tremulous voice testing.

[consultingsociopath]

Mundane,

What, exactly, are you waiting for? If you're going to attempt to play me without making an absolute fool of yourself, you need to watch the second season. You can't possibly expect to play anyone adequately with less information than everyone around you, much less me.

No, 'waiting to watch the episodes with John's mun' is not a valid excuse. I'm always ten steps ahead of him; you need to be ten steps ahead of her, as well.





...Well, if we can't even agree on that, I can already conclude that you're going to fail at this spectacularly. Oh, by all means, do try to prove me wrong. Nobody else has succeeded at it, but I'm quite sure you can be the first.

Shut up.

Mycroft doesn't count. And if you like him so much, maybe you should go and play him instead of bothering me. I do have more important things I can be doing.

Comments

[wealldosillythings]

Gosh, you really must be desperate, huh? [She clears her throat a little, nervously] I-I mean, to be, you know, asking someone to listen to me, that is.

Um, Ms. Mundane? A-Are you there, it's me, Molly. Oh that's probably dumb you must have at least a small idea of who I am...I think.
Um...c-could you maybe be a bit nicer to Sherlock? Or at least watch one episode of the second season to appease him? You could always rewatch it with your John-mun friend...

...Sherlock, I'm sorry, I think I'm rubbish at this.

OH GOOD LORD, THAT'S SO ADORABLE I MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE. Molly! <3

[consultingsociopath]

[Examination of the evidence has led him to conclude that mundanes never listen to their own muses, but he hasn't seen a muse try to convince someone else's mundane of anything as yet. It's worth the try to eliminate the possibility.]

That remains to be seen; she appears to be considering it.

[Technically, she's been considering it for an hour or two now, but given John's words about the difference between kind and not-kind (coupled with all that business with 'Jim' turning out to be a horrible criminal mastermind (who possibly is still gay) and not just likely to dump her for some bloke), he's giving it a go.]

:D

[wealldosillythings]

Oh, r-really? Well, that's good, that means there's hope then, right? [Hope is good! Have a hopeful Molly smile]

I really love her.

[consultingsociopath]

Two down, one to go.

[Pleased Sherlock is pleased. He always gets his way, eventually.]

She's such a sweetheart!

[wealldosillythings]

Really?! [She lets out a tiny gasp, the smile spreading wider] You mean I helped?

She is the cutest thing, and SH is such a dick to her. I SUSPECT it's for 'her own good', but.

[consultingsociopath]

It may have been predominantly to do with her complete lack of self-control, but it was further weakened by your plea, yes.




Sentimental. Idiot.

[The mun, not you.]

[wealldosillythings]

O-Oh, Sherlock, that's not nice to say! If she's being nice to you, you should b-be nice back...

[consultingsociopath]

She's not being nice, she doesn't do anything for me-- she did it to satisfy her own curiosity. The fact that I happened to benefit from it is incidental to her.

[wealldosillythings]

Well...maybe if you do something for her she'll do something for you? You could poke around her head a bit...

[consultingsociopath]

Having been repeatedly told to piss off due to deductions based on only externally available evidence, what do you think would be the result of deductions based on information even more private and personal?

[wealldosillythings]

...Right, never mind.

What if you just ask her directly?

[consultingsociopath]

More of the same.




There's only one episode left now, anyway.

[Which he's not strictly sure he wants to live through anyway, but since he knows he eventually must...]