on choosing characters for custom figurines

[precopy]

Hey. Hey. I totally agree. I am a much better choice of custom figure than Layla Miller. Don't know the girl, and the mere association to Shrieker makes me mad, but I think the world can go without a codename Butterfly a 'lil while longer.

Besides, Layla ain't even got a Madie figure to partner up with. Me? I've got my Wade practically everywhere. So mind picking me up one of those figures, too? Or just give me the one you've got. I'll treat him much better than anyone else.

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[lead_poisoning]

Vanessa?

[Wow. There's someone he barely sees around these parts. That actually takes him by surprise. So he actually pauses for a second... Oh wait. Right. She was saying stuff in this post. Gotta get on that.]

Oh! Uh... yeah. Figurines. Love 'em. I play with the manly variety though. Ya know. Stretchy arms, kung-fu grip. Don't leave home without 'em... [Why are you so underplayed, he has missed you.]

[precopy]

Wade!

[squeeee! Nessa is so happy to see you, Wade! She'll just run atchu and tackle ya! Like the good ol' days! Nessa-ness-monster hug!]

Yea, I remember! Ya still got that Mickey and Minnie Mouse figurines, don't you?

[lead_poisoning]

[He won't mind that at all. He's just going to hug you back.]

'Course, babe. Can't have a figurine party without the OTP. Just keep it on the DL from the guys. I think Bullseye'd split his proverbial wig if he found out I wasn't down for the Moofy pairing.

[...]

...how've... how've you been Vanessa?

[precopy]

[snuggles all warm and nice into the Wade hug]

Ha ha! Ol' Bullseye has a thing for Moofy, huh?

[She gives another huggle. She's like a cat]

Pretty good. The little lady picked me up when I was just about to breathe my last word and had me all stitched and patched up! Can't morph worth nothin' for a while now. I look like a little girl's self-attempt at piecing her dolly together under here.

[lead_poisoning]

Oh, yeah. Just ask 'em one of these days. Probably'll show you all the little bobble heads and nickknacks he got. Just make sure he doesn't link you to fanfiction dot net. You don't even wanna know the things I've read about Goofy's tooth gap.

[Though he's really bullcrapping all of this, but then again, when doesn't Deadpool do that?]

Hey. I'm not exactly gonna be winning any Little Miss Merc beauty pageants myself. I'm just-- I'm glad you're alright...

[precopy]

[bullcrapping maybe (though Nessa may just poke fun at Bullseye for the hell of it when she sees the dude some random place in this odd little multiverse.]

Kiddies wouldn't be so crazy over Mickey if they read his fan fiction.

[heh heh]

Oh, Wade. You'd be the most beautiful Little Miss Merc pageant winner.

[She kisses his cheek]

Me too.