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Good show mlady! I told you everything would be top notch and right crackerjack when you slaved over that application. No worries, and you got in fair and square. Brilliant! All of that utterly exhausting voice testing paid off, did it not????
Though i must protest for one miniscule of a moment and express my thoughts here now that i have settled myself down without practically going into cardiac arrest.

Erm. I suppose first thing first is the fact that youve sent me into space of all places. *SPACE.* I mean im not particularly fussed by it but it just isnt my precise environment that i am familiar with. Its exciting but of course!!! But im also unprepared and stripped to basically skin and bones and you know what my grandma taught me about being ready for anything!
How the dickens am i ought to continue on my voyage with one mere communication doohickey and no more wearable computers???? Honestly who the hell goes into the vast of space with only a mere device trinket? Crimety.

Secondly, i am a bit unsettled in the nerves and wits whence stumbling across not only one strider, but three in the total count. Four, if you want to count that blasted auto responder. WHO REALLY SHOULDNT FRIGGEN BE THERE.
But that is a different rant for a different day.
Its honestly nerve-wrecking they all carry that same quirky air about them. Im not certain i am ready to continue partaking in the interactions with them just *yet.* Not until i at least retrieve a fresh handkerchief from somewhere.

Thirdly which is a more positive statement! I am absolutely thrilled to betsies that even though i wasnt able to come across that drop dead dapper ghost spider damsel whom i was seeking out, but instead i have stumbled across miss mystique in the flesh. As eager as i am to meet her i must express to you that you use EXTREME CAUTION when allowing me to converse with her in the flesh!!!

AKA DONT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A TOTAL NERD!!!!!! That is all at this time!

PS... i would be greatly obliged if you somehow allowed me to obtain at least one leg holster and a pair of shorts that rise just right at the thigh. Muchos gracias, madamoiselle.

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"Extreme Caution"? Where's the fun in that?

_{[ inwardly s c r e a m i n g. ]}

Uh...
Shucks i hadn't the idea that you would be *here* when im chit chatting about you to strangers. Ha ha.
I mean its not in the game but youre still here and im looking at you instead of the communicator and so its still really fucking unbelievable!!!!

Excuse my french!

Do you think we will meet in the game soon enough????

Soon enough.

[ trying to be mysterious ISITWORKING ]

And don't worry much about the stuff that happens here, it's not like we'll remember it? So. It's pretty much a safe place to act however you want. Like a behind the scenes kinda thing.

For the record, Jake,
And believe me because I've calculated and stored all the fucking records,
I'm veritably offended at your insistence that I really shouldn't friggen be on this spaceship.
It's apparent that our mysterious abductors choose the vessel's passengers rather indiscriminately,
Which is obviously more than I can say about your extreme partiality.

Edited (minor correction) 2012-07-19 02:16 (UTC)

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I dont freaking care!!!! It would have been all honky dory and quaint to see you there if you hadnt made such a vulgar impression on me at first!! Or atleast set your font to red instead of dirk orange. That was a dick thing of you to do, man!
Of course i cannot expect anything else from you can i!?

_{[ no no no it's okay he things you are so mysterious and cool and aaahhhhh.
chinhands. ]}

Ah right!! So i can appear like a total dork here and itll be alright. I might as well get it out of my system.
*Loosens collar a bit.*

Im all very new to these sort of things so my apologies in advance if my nervous behavior comes across as a botheration to you.
So, erm.
We talk behind the scenes about shit???? Like an easter egg or something in a movie?

It seems that you've completely missed the point in my using orange text, bro.
It's imperative to keep you so keen on your toes that your fucking pirouettes score perfect tens all across the board.
Once again your protestations lack an artful practice of insincerity,
However, there's still an opportunity to rectify this and perform the ritualistic segue into more pressing topics.
Do you assent to seize the chance while it's still available,
All piping hot on the stove with the burner still set to its highest setting?

Edited (minor correction again) 2012-07-19 02:51 (UTC)

Blah blah blah!! There you go again spouting off heaps of sheep shit and give me suggestions about what it is i am to do and what not to do. Ill take charge here and do what i damn well please thanks muchly!!
Youre just trolling me man! It was a stupid STUPID joke to play on somebody who just arrived in a new environment with his head already in a tizzy.

I dont even know what the frig that means. All i am asking is you stop being a douchebag to me and i request you make it obvious who it is i am talking to when i am trying to contact my bro.
Stop messing with me!

Good luck with that extreme caution notion you have going there.
That just tends to lead to even more nerdiness, or just overall embarrassment.
Depending on your mun's level of sadism.

Pshaw. Yeah thanks man.
Thats just exactly what i need to hear right now.
Maybe ill just stick to texting her as opposed to actually meeting her.

Do you think i would actually take the initiative of embarrassing myself given my sort of behavior around those sort of heart throbbing cerulean damsels that you lot would tease me about being fake when theyre actually real and in my presence???

I mean how badly do you think im going to flip out?? How bad COULD it get??

I hear that Dirk's auto-responder has been giving you a little trouble, Jake.
Aside from that though, it sounds as though you are having...fun?

Jane!
Haha dont be all ridonkulous there. Its not anything i cannot handle!!
Its also really intriguing to meet his siblings. One even has wings.. a fine specimen indeed if not a bit alarming.

Theyre all rather fine gents... they just enjoy in partaking in mind games from what i have observed and it to frank it isnt what somebody like me really desires when going through the initial shock of being kidnapped into the depths of space like some horribly made terror flick.

Which i probably would enjoy watching by the by.

What you've misconstrued for trolling is none other than an assessment to determine your ability to distinguish me from my cognitive progenitor,
And you failed this examination to such profound levels that it would receive a grade of negative infinity in a classroom setting.
What part of anything that I've said until this point is me being a douchebag?
I haven't done anything deserving of this much ire.

Easter egg? Sure. [ what in fresh hell does that mean ] I mean, yes, that's-- totally it. That means you can't hold anything silly I do here against me either though, deal?

And oh please, don't apologize! [ she grins, bright ] You never have to apologize to me for... being who you are. You're fine.

AUGH.
But why is that even NECESSARY!?!?! Bad form, sir! Do i ever get a break??
Cut me some slack here. I was delusional from the jump!

And THAT is why it was a douchebag move, douchebag!

I'm sure you would, but I think there is a huge difference between experiencing something on the big screen and dealing with it in real life!
Didn't you find unnerving?
I am not so sure that I could deal with it quite as well as you or our Mr. Strider would have! :B
Does one of his siblings really have feathers, though?

Sure as shit he does!
I almost fired good ole faithful righty at em in bewilderment when i first saw him but he seemed rather chill. It must be something unexplainable in the strider genetics to keep them all so friggen chill. I dont follow at all how they can be so lax!!

His only animal-like instincts seem to pertain to nothing more than cawing now and then. He even texts it sometimes.
He also knew jade so i thought that was really fascinating.

Oh before i forget since my mind is more slippery than a greased watermelon on a hot iron griddle. Word on the block says youre interested in joining us???? Am i hearing correctly, mlady???

Tell me how it's bad form when it's been nothing more than a natural progression between us for the past few years already.
I'm certain that you possess a specific aptitude for telling us apart and merely conceal it due to your dapper gentlemanly practices.
Correct me if I'm wrong, which I never am, but such assertions are far from befitting for you gentleman types.

Edited 2012-07-19 03:55 (UTC)

Because its fucking space where i wasnt even in my complete right wits either!! Are you daft??

Though i consider it an indirect compliment you were expecting me to me THAT good given the circumstances.
So thanks i suppose.
And i reckon i ought to apologize for my failure but i think you should excuse the fact i messed up all things considering.

Jeeze. You didnt even see how i reacted when i got out of that revolting goo. Mayhaps then you would understand how discombobulated i was.

I have to say this all sounds rather weird.
Not to say that I don't believe you Jake, but it doesn't all add up.
As far as I knew Dirk only had one brother and the last time he was on TV, he certainly wasn't sprouting feathers!

And you heard right, it is indeed a possibility that I shall be joining you although nothing is set in stone as of yet.
If it does happen though, I must admit I feel a little uneasy of the fact that the three of us would be there yet Roxy is not.
I know we're not abandoning her but it feels like it. Perhaps we can find a way of getting word to her, then she could join in.
I am sure she would love to explore a spaceship with you!

Then i shant my dear.
I wouldnt hold *anything* against you in any situation. I am excited as can be to merely be on the same spaceship as you.

So.
Uh.

Ha ha im not sure what else to talk about now besides the fact you look absolutely smashing in the flesh!

Edited 2012-07-19 09:26 (UTC)

I know! Its crazy shit but im telling you the truth. There are two siblings and they are practically twins but one has wings. I havent the scarcest why! Theyre also both younger than dirk. It all has to do with timey-wimey different universe rubbish that i dont quite follow but alright.

Well well *adjusts glasses.*
I knew it! i knew it from the get-go when i arrived that you would probably soon follow.
Unable to resist my charms, is that right?? :P

It would certain be something if rox were one to arrive as well. Cripes. It would be amusing in it self to see how she reacts in that sort of environment.

Gosh, this is turning out to be quite the mystery isn't it?
Who are all these Striders and where do they come from? :B

[IGNORING..THE RESIST CHARMS PART... JAKE WHY]

I'm sure dear Ro Lal would put it down to some sort of drunken dream at first, followed by accusations of wizardry. Then be secretly disappointed to find out that it was neither.
But tell me, what is the ship like?
What do you do all day, when you aren't being harassed by the aforementioned Strider clan?

[ HHHHH becoolbecoolbecoolbecool. it's just a compliment. who cares, right? ..Raven cares. but okay, that doesn't mean she has to make a big deal about it. she's got that stupid smile on her face she always gets when she's a little flustered, because smiling is better than stammering she's learned, but yes. right. ]

Tell me something about yourself. I mean I know... your name, and that you enjoy fisticuffs, and that's it. Oh, and that you have a fighting robot named Brobot. So tell me something else, something about you. Anything.

_{[ bam. Those sort of smiles are contagious, so he's grinning ear to ear too. He's taking this in; thinking about it, and so there's just this awkward pause. When he's realized he hasn't said anything, he blurts out the first thing that comes to mind: ]}

I love skulls!
And movies, every single blasted movie, dagnabit! And guns. And shooting guns.
And movies that have skulls and guns and other movies in em. Those are the *BEST.*

_{[ because JAKE. ]}
Its like one big whopping horror movie mystery sci-fi blockbuster. Id love it a lot more if i had everything i needed to feel more prepared for who knows what because as of now i just feel utterly exposed and naked.

*NOT IN THAT SENSE!!*

Erm. Ive been adventuring the rooms and corridors of the spacecraft. It appears highly advanced and mainly just exchanging chit chats with individuals. Some have been helpful and some have been intoxicated and some have been annoying.

*Coughs into hand auto responder.*

The adrenaline rush of knowing anything could be down any turn excites me. As mentioned i wouldnt feel so nervous if i had everything i desired. I have an ever growing list of belongings that would be especially beneficial to my person should they ever show up.

I should hope it's not in that sense!
I can never quite tell with you Jake, some of the things you get up to are just so-
Oh.
Oh dear.
I'm suddenly reminded that if we were to meet on that ship It would probably be my job to fill everybody in on the current happenings.
I'm not sure if I like the thought of explaining the mystery of the cod-piece wearing, corpse-throwing troll.
Though even that is not as bad as the part where we all died, revived, then you kissed Dirk's decapitated head amidst exploding volcanoes in a scene worthy of any Hollywood action flick.

Shooting guns- You own a gun? [ aren't there age limits on that kinda thing what's going on here ] Are you good at it?

Youre joshing me!!! Of course i have guns! Shit tons on guns, piles of guns!!!
In the game however i only have my two signature beauts. My good ole beretta m9s semiautomatics in which i havent allowed them to leave my clenches since ive arrived.

I have been known to do some sort of impressive things with them.

Current happenings???
Are you talking about some things that might make my head turn?
*BADUMTSH.*
Im sorry i actually couldnt resist. Erm. It may not be best you expose such information to myself in game but.. hrm.

Mlady you may do whatever you feel neccessary for when you arrive on the ship BECAUSE YOU WILL... though myself in the game is currently oblivious to the happenings in the series right now. The last he remembers is seeing miss serket in his dreams for the first time and waking up.

And youre absolutely right!! It WAS quite the hollywood blockbuster scene. I would have taken in all in more if i wasnt flipping the frig out and wanted to vomit.
Its a great thing you have already told me you havent any romantic inclinations towards me otherwise this conversation may be immensely awkward.

Hahaha, yeah, that sure would be awkward wouldn't it!!
Aren't you glad we cleared all that awkwardness up?
Nooo awkwardness here!

It certainly would!! But i remember that conversation we had back in our series so its all brilliant. This will also be a rather positive thing in game if you make it in, i think.

Were too busy flipping the frig out to really focus on romance. Ha haa.
Im meeting all sorts of other people though.

So you are going to remember that conversation between us in your game as well?

And I should think so. I mean, there is just so much going on that being distracted by daydreams of romance would be pretty stupid wouldn't it! Haha!
Though do you honestly mean that?
I mean you are on the ship with Dirk.
And there are probably lots of very lovely people on board.
Perhaps even some intergalactic females sporting shades of blue.

[...]

No you're right, we probably shouldn't talk about those things at all.
Let's backtrack a little in our incredibly NON AWKWARD conversation, FRIENDLIEST OF FRIENDS.

Haha of course my good lady! I remember everything up to where i passed out after getting a glimpse of that hubba hubba ghosty spider girl.

And youre right!! ive actually met miss mystique and boy she is certainly something. Phew nelly.
We havent talked face to face yet but i was feeling hot in the face merely by texting her. She even went on video and dropped her shift and *damn.*
Some people are just so beautiful.

Erm.
If you want! Are you finding out discussion awkward now??

Edited 2012-07-23 01:33 (UTC)

But Jake.. our conversation took place after that!

And no of course not!
For what reason could I possibly find this awkward, hmm?

_{[ oh yeah. ]}

Oh right!!! We were just about to engage in that conversation, werent we???
In fact i was trying to contact you aboard the ship to insist you and i have that talk. I imagine itll go the same exact way.. right??

I have no doubt that it will go just as swimmingly as that last one did.

Good then! So no worries about anything.
I really hope you do make it then however.

It's looking more and more likely by the second, Jake!
Which means that I had better get a move on and prepare myself for it.

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