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grandpa egbert juniordad ([personal profile] kringlefuck) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-07-18 08:59 pm

recently accepted at ataraxion.

Good show mlady! I told you everything would be top notch and right crackerjack when you slaved over that application. No worries, and you got in fair and square. Brilliant! All of that utterly exhausting voice testing paid off, did it not????
Though i must protest for one miniscule of a moment and express my thoughts here now that i have settled myself down without practically going into cardiac arrest.

Erm. I suppose first thing first is the fact that youve sent me into space of all places. *SPACE.* I mean im not particularly fussed by it but it just isnt my precise environment that i am familiar with. Its exciting but of course!!! But im also unprepared and stripped to basically skin and bones and you know what my grandma taught me about being ready for anything!
How the dickens am i ought to continue on my voyage with one mere communication doohickey and no more wearable computers???? Honestly who the hell goes into the vast of space with only a mere device trinket? Crimety.

Secondly, i am a bit unsettled in the nerves and wits whence stumbling across not only one strider, but three in the total count. Four, if you want to count that blasted auto responder. WHO REALLY SHOULDNT FRIGGEN BE THERE.
But that is a different rant for a different day.
Its honestly nerve-wrecking they all carry that same quirky air about them. Im not certain i am ready to continue partaking in the interactions with them just *yet.* Not until i at least retrieve a fresh handkerchief from somewhere.

Thirdly which is a more positive statement! I am absolutely thrilled to betsies that even though i wasnt able to come across that drop dead dapper ghost spider damsel whom i was seeking out, but instead i have stumbled across miss mystique in the flesh. As eager as i am to meet her i must express to you that you use EXTREME CAUTION when allowing me to converse with her in the flesh!!!

AKA DONT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A TOTAL NERD!!!!!! That is all at this time!

PS... i would be greatly obliged if you somehow allowed me to obtain at least one leg holster and a pair of shorts that rise just right at the thigh. Muchos gracias, madamoiselle.




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