jade english o yes

[stickaforkinme]

if you'd just do it then you wouldn't have a problem mun.
really it's not as hard as you make it seem.
just write!
i expected to get out more when you created this thing.
so get to it!
there's plenty of things for me to do.
we'll never get to that ruby city if you don't do the application!

Comments

[primrosepath]

[O...h...God.]

My player would like to extend a great amount encouragement in your finishing the application.
She's very excited.

[So is Rose but like hell she's going to admit to it.]

[stickaforkinme]

is she?
mine is as well.
though her motivation is lacking.

don't i know you

[primrosepath]

She says she's more than willing to be her 'application motivation coach' if need be.

Not officially, no.
You may be familiar with my books though.
I'm Rose Lalonde.

[stickaforkinme]

right!
i remember.
i never got to read them.
you were becoming very famous last i heard.

[docfoul]

My player has absolutely nothing to do with the game in question, but she is excited nevertheless and wishes you luck.

1/2

[stickaforkinme]

white text, really?
utterly pointless!
it's not annoying enough to dissuade a person but just annoying enough to register that you do it to be a fuckass.

2/2

[stickaforkinme]

give your mun my regards though.
we appreciate her good wishes

[docfoul]

I choose this color for its subtlety.
It's not my fault if the vast majority of people do not possess the faculties to read it at a glance.

[stickaforkinme]

if you don't make your message clear, you can't expect anyone to listen.

[docfoul]

Those who must listen will do so. Those who don't had no business with me in the first place.

[stickaforkinme]

More nonsense

playing Alpha!Dave from long before his death so he's allowed to make these age jokes ok

[moives]

youre the coolest old lady you know that right
your limbs might be decaying off into piles of cake batter ooze as we speak but ill always remember you at your best
a badass grandma

[stickaforkinme]

cake batter?
i have never been so insulted.
i'm crumbling into bits of paper of course.

and of course I'm a cool old lady.
i have had my whole life to work on being cool, coolkid.

oh so gently tags this really late...

[skulltini]

...gramma?

[Yes, she's shifting from pink to green text because grandma always encouraged her to wear/use green and holy shit it's grandma.]

[stickaforkinme]

...yes dear?
[Whoops she thinks it's Jake]

[skulltini]

is it rlly you?
or did i finally just go junge crazy?
jungle*

[stickaforkinme]

it's me dear.
except I'm not sure you're well.
are you alright jake?
i taught you the plants to look for for illnesses didn't i?

[skulltini]

i remember!!!
i haven't forgten anything you taught me!
forgotten* shit
but gramma i'm roxy
how do you know jake?

[stickaforkinme]

...roxy?
i'm afraid we must have some confusion dear.
though i hear that's common here.
never mind that though!
tell me about yourself roxy.
i'm sure i raised just the same as jake.
so how are things since i died.
you are taking care of yourself?

[skulltini]

oh

[That's...really disappointing. But she still seems to be acting like her grandma so maybe she could pretend just a little bit...and switch to her normal text color. She's always liked pink so much better than green.]

idk about u raising Jake?
but you taught me all kinds of sciency shit- things!
sorry gramma
and how to survive in the jungle
thingsve been ok
i made a couple of rrly rlly aweosme friends!
and i think the fairy bulls pulled a gremlins and ate after midnight or went swimming or something cause there's a hella lot of them now

[fireflyheir]

[… … what.]

jade?

[stickaforkinme]

oh hello john!
how have you been?

[Casual chats with her brother nbd]

[fireflyheir]

[aside from the differences in years yeah]

uh. pretty good, i guess! it's kind of quiet in here, but that's not so bad really.
what about you?

[stickaforkinme]

dead mostly.
no worries!
i'm still around after all.
how have you fared since i last saw you?

[fireflyheir]

oh.
that's… pretty good, then!
ummmm
i'm not entirely sure when that would've been
i mean, considering…

[stickaforkinme]

well last i remember was talking at your house.
though i suppose you don't remember that

[fireflyheir]

not really, no
i mean, i don't really have a house yet
assuming we get to that point
which we will! definitely.

Whoops can't resist Jade English.

[princeisawake]

Well, this is unexpected.

[stickaforkinme]

life is full of the unexpected.
you learn to expect it
and who are you?

[princeisawake]

Dirk Strider at your service ma'am.
Never thought I'd see you on the flesh.

[stickaforkinme]

am i really that famous?
nice to meet you!
strider sounds familiar.
though obviously we've never met.

[princeisawake]

Heck yeah.
I mean, there aren't many people left to remember you when I'm around, but we do remember you.
Your contribution to the struggle against the Condense was legendary.
You might be thinking of my "brother."
In quotes because it wasn't exactly the birds and the bees that lead to my birth.