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dear_mun2012-07-18 05:29 pm
uterefelix) wrote in dear_mun2012-07-18 05:29 pm
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Well, your achievements for today are taking a shower and writing a few sad paragraphs about my past. Congratulations. Feeling accomplished or what?
No, you do not get to call it a narrative. That's a snippet, missus. Two hundred words of me being miserable in Wicklow. That's all that happens. I get rained on, cheated on, and I'm in Wicklow.
Sure, what about the time I wrestled a piglet. No? Fine. Write about me getting wee baby kittens or going to Glastonbury or that time some ignoramus grabbed my hat right off my head because he thought it'd be funny and then learnt his lesson. I happen to like my life, so don't pick out one miserable little chapter- barely even a chapter- and try to say it's important. That's the magic of moving; I pick what bits of the past are relevant to me now, not anyone else.
Now eat something. Jesus, you think you can live off toast? Chop chop, nice and quick, there we go, you'll feel better for it.
No, you do not get to call it a narrative. That's a snippet, missus. Two hundred words of me being miserable in Wicklow. That's all that happens. I get rained on, cheated on, and I'm in Wicklow.
Sure, what about the time I wrestled a piglet. No? Fine. Write about me getting wee baby kittens or going to Glastonbury or that time some ignoramus grabbed my hat right off my head because he thought it'd be funny and then learnt his lesson. I happen to like my life, so don't pick out one miserable little chapter- barely even a chapter- and try to say it's important. That's the magic of moving; I pick what bits of the past are relevant to me now, not anyone else.
Now eat something. Jesus, you think you can live off toast? Chop chop, nice and quick, there we go, you'll feel better for it.
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[...possible, but 'yep, that's what a lot of people call me!!' doesn't seem wise.]
Sorry to hear that.
I think I'd recognise you. I've got a memory for faces.
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[Whew... as strange as it is to see Nikki's face on this girl, it's a relief to know they're different people.]
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And what am I meant to do with my Tuesday afternoons now?
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[Okay, maybe they're not that different.]
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Oh, I'm not joking. I take my schedules seriously. It lessens drama more than rooftop celibacy does, swear to God.
Am I allowed to go around being a total slut if I steer clear of rooftops?
I could find a man with a cellar.