uterefelix: (and the next you are an absolute creep.)
m i s s j o n e s ([personal profile] uterefelix) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-07-18 05:29 pm
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Well, your achievements for today are taking a shower and writing a few sad paragraphs about my past. Congratulations. Feeling accomplished or what?

No, you do not get to call it a narrative. That's a snippet, missus. Two hundred words of me being miserable in Wicklow. That's all that happens. I get rained on, cheated on, and I'm in Wicklow. 

Sure, what about the time I wrestled a piglet. No? Fine. Write about me getting wee baby kittens or going to Glastonbury or that time some ignoramus grabbed my hat right off my head because he thought it'd be funny and then learnt his lesson. I happen to like my life, so don't pick out one miserable little chapter- barely even a chapter- and try to say it's important. That's the magic of moving; I pick what bits of the past are relevant to me now, not anyone else.

Now eat something. Jesus, you think you can live off toast? Chop chop, nice and quick, there we go, you'll feel better for it.
sellscandy: (smoking)

[personal profile] sellscandy 2012-07-18 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't mind Sean, he's just going to stand over her with a cigarette between his fingers]

They can be pretty lazy can't they? I tell ya, I don't know how long it took mine to write that one sentence in my profile. I'm not holdin' my breath for more any time soon.
sellscandy: (side look)

[personal profile] sellscandy 2012-07-18 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Glacial. Yeah, I like it definitely the word to describe the muns. Oh aye, I've tried to convince her more than a hundred times at this point. I mean she's Irish too so how hard could it be to come up with a bit of background for me?

[The accent is a bit different to anything he's heard before, yes but he still recognizes the familiar Irish twang he misses so much.]
sellscandy: (laugh)

[personal profile] sellscandy 2012-07-18 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[He laughs a little at that and nods] Aye, ye got that right.

The name's Sean, by the way.
easy_a: (What the hell is wrong with you?)

[personal profile] easy_a 2012-07-18 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, Imogen; but unfortunately, you share the face of someone Alisha isn't at all fond of. Still, Nikki isn't from Wicklow, and she's pretty sure she doesn't speak that way either. Best to just double check.]

Do I know you?
easy_a: (It's vitamin D not a crime)

[personal profile] easy_a 2012-07-18 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You look just like the slag who shagged my ex-boyfriend.
easy_a: (Oh?)

[personal profile] easy_a 2012-07-18 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
It's alright, 'long as you don't go around being a total slut and shagging guys on rooftops. Trust me, you do not want to deal with all the drama afterwards.

[Whew... as strange as it is to see Nikki's face on this girl, it's a relief to know they're different people.]
easy_a: (Bored to death)

[personal profile] easy_a 2012-07-18 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
...You're so funny. Hilarious, really.

[Okay, maybe they're not that different.]

[personal profile] headology 2012-07-19 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to hear the story about the hat.

[personal profile] headology 2012-07-19 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eva approves of ridiculous hats, even though her own is just a plain, black, weather-beaten clouche. She also approves of stories, this one in particular, as is evident by her smile]

I'll have to remember that, about drunk men and feathers.

[but more importantly:] How long was it before he began to regret that decision?